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#1
http://www.herpes-coldsores.com/std/herpes.htm

after reading this, I realized I have two or three of the symptoms. My crotch is red, has occasional bumps, and is really itchy.

I'm scared, guys. Help?
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#2
Ewww Ewwww icky icky!
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#5
hahahah erm...idk man... ingrown hair?

but yes, probably herpes

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#6
Ha.

This thread will get locked by the way.
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#7
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Unprotected sex FTL?

I'm a...virgin.

Seriously, though. Never actually had sex.
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#9
cool story bro.
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#10
Gross

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#11
Enjoy forever being known on the forums as "That guy with herpes"
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#14
why does everyone think the pit is the place to come for medical advice?
#16
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Probably true. I'm in a bad mood. Gotta screw someone over y'know?
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#17
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#18
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Yahoo answers bro.

The pit is not the place.

Come on man you'll put us out of business, and if you've never had sex then maybe you have a rash?
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#19
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You're more likely to get a smart answer at /b/ than at Yahoo Answers.

Because everyone at /b/ is weirder than people here and they probably all have it and know how to cure it cause they get it regually?
#22
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Because everyone at /b/ is weirder than people here and they probably all have it and know how to cure it cause they get it regually?

No, because Yahoo answers is the dankest crevice of stupidity that exists on the internet or anywhere else.
/b/ never has sex.


Nice user title TS
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#24
sex is not the only way to get a STD, whether you're a virgin or not (whilst lolable) is irrelevant. I agree with what one of them said above, see your doctor... kind sir
#26
Owned.
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#28
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Unprotected sex FTL?



using a condom doesnt protect for herpies. were ever it contacts can get it,

and if u shave it might just be razor burn and if not why the hell would u come to the pit?
#29
Wait, why the hell were you reading about herpes? Also, herpes is represented by like open sores on your dick. Do you have open sores on your dick? If so God probably hates you because you got herpes without even having some fun, you really got screwed out of that deal. Like the deal you got in life is similar to the Europeans convincing the Indians to trade land for beads. Your deal in life is so terrible I'm willing to bet your credit rate will drop. Because, if you have it now, you can't get the medication covered on any future health insurance plans because it is preexisting. It really sucks to be you man.
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#30
Pics or it didn't happen.
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#31
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Wait, why the hell were you reading about herpes? Also, herpes is represented by like open sores on your dick. Do you have open sores on your dick? If so God probably hates you because you got herpes without even having some fun, you really got screwed out of that deal. Like the deal you got in life is similar to the Europeans convincing the Indians to trade land for beads. Your deal in life is so terrible I'm willing to bet your credit rate will drop. Because, if you have it now, you can't get the medication covered on any future health insurance plans because it is preexisting. It really sucks to be you man.

I don't have it on my dick. It's a rash. thanks, guys.
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She could walk up your pubes with those

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#32
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No, because Yahoo answers is the dankest crevice of stupidity that exists on the internet or anywhere else.
/b/ never has sex.


Nice user title TS

#33
if you havnt had sex, then you almost definantly dont have herpes. unless some chick with a coldsore gave you head...
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#35
Whenever herpes are talked about on this forum, bry0n is now likely to be mentioned.
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#36
For The Love Of God! The Pit Has A Degree In All Fields Except A Medical Degree!
Go To A Doctor!
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#39
yeah, go to a doctor or std clinic!!

your user title should say 'that virgin with herpes'
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