#1
ok here goes youve just found the guitar/ bass that seems to be from your dreams. but theres one thing terribly wrong with it. so heres what to post.evry thing that makes this guitar perfect for you and then continue with the ONE thing on the guitar that is unbearably wrong. details are not limited to hardware and brand remember lol
Being a Bass player is pretty LOW i.m.o...
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squier strat HSS
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(coming soon) hand built mahogany spruce top acoustic.
Fender Mustang I 20w
Line 6 FLoor POD (standard)
#2
PRS custom 24, but it has EMGs in it. would totally ruin it for me.
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#3
my prefect guitar is a tissue box with elastic bands on it, its super sweet, but what i hate about it is when i sneeze i already used the tissues inside the box.......bummer
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Line 6 Vetta combo
#4
Les Paul Custom Seven-String, but it had no neck or body.

I was gutted.

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wat

#7
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my prefect guitar is a tissue box with elastic bands on it, its super sweet, but what i hate about it is when i sneeze i already used the tissues inside the box.......bummer

This
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#8
theres this one red black and gold les paul in the local guitar shop that costs like $3000.
so the price.

or if it were cursed and condemned me to an early and violent death
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#12
Fender P-Bass '72 Re-issue. It's too expensive.
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Washburn 6 String Bantam Series

Fender Mexican P-Bass

Farida Stratocaster

Peavey TNT115S
#14
the price...regardless of guitar
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#15
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the price...regardless of guitar


I'm sure that's the biggest catch.
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#16
Gibson SG. But instead of having "Gibson" on the headstock, it has MG written on it, along with numerous phrases to keep me down.

"You'll never be loved!"
"LOL power chords"
"You call that an arpeggio?"
"You've ran out of beer"


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#17
Quote by Silence&Requiem
theres this one red black and gold les paul in the local guitar shop that costs like $3000.
so the price.

or if it were cursed and condemned me to an early and violent death


What's exactly wrong with that?

Gibson firebird,with custimzed finish/pickups and lots of other stuff.
Wait.
No.
Inside the case they sent.....


A DEVRIES CUSTOM?!?

And a 10% coupon for a new line 6 pedal so my amp gets the insane channel always.
And you have to get it.
I just died a little.





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#18
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Gibson EDS-125

but no strings fit the 12 string neck i'd cry.


Isn't it 1275?

Schecter Hellraiser Deluxe except there's no tremolo.
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#19
jeffs beck 54 oxblood. the catch is that its his and i cant get it
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Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

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You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#20
Devries Custom, the Catch is its a Devries Custom.
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#23
J Mascis Jazzmaster, but it comes to life and murders my family in while I watch in horror.
two and a half men.
#24
the price tag...but i would say an RR3, I really want one with the white binded fretboard without having to buy an RR1 or a super expensive Star version from japan with a 2-3 grand pricetag.
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#25
Caparison TAT II... That gets lost in customs when shipping from the UK and when it's finally found, the body cavity is full of.... CRUMPETS AND EARL GREY TEA


I'm a jerk
#27
Gibson Robby Krieger Signature SG w/ Maestro. Instead of the normal signature on the headstock, he engrave his name on it with his keys.


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#28
really just put this in one of the guitar forums...
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