im too young to go
does anyone know where i can get good fake id because this is like a once in a life time opurtinity please anyone
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You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.

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no im 15 but im just sooo sad right now and i love slayer so much

why would you enter if you knew you couldn't claim the prize. Idiot
Why would you enter if you knew you would be too young to attend?
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Epic username of pure epicness

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You should probably just burn the tickets, that would be the most br00t4l thing you could do.

Then eat an orphan
They should understand. If they can't offer something that could cater to their ENTIRE fan base then.....they be ***gy. And before I get blasted by all the Slayer nuts out there I like them. Not great, but pretty good.
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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
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For some reason, the rock roll clown from dethklok ( typo? ) came to mind
Same here; Rockso is ****ing insane!
Don't shave until the event. An impressive beard with make you look 10 years older!

Edit: Damn, you said it's in a week! That's not enough time!!
auction off your spot on eBay, make a lot of money, get the guy to record it for you. Win win.
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ate a girl out on her period...

i regret nothing.

I know how to shred paper, does that count?
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and i farted, it was really stink
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Led Pepplin, you are god because of this thread.
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The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.

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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
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very true
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