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#1
Which would you pick, Pit? Remember, only one.


And yes, this was searchbar'd.


I'd probably take the ability to fly... more maybe the power of crushing overdrive.
#2
Manipulation of the speed time passes to my perception.

I'd be the best fighter/guitarist/sports player ever.
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#3
Are you sure you didn't only search for your exact thread title? I'm sure I've seen something very similar before.

And space/time manipulation.
#7
Space/time manipulation ftw!

Edit: Actually, the power to acquire any superpower I wanted.
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#8
Teleportation
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#9
The ability to turn into Charlie from Busted at any given moment.
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#11
Telepprtation. Or x-ray vision that only works on hot girls clothes so I could see some titties.
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#12
I would have the power...to have as many powers as I want!

But if I had to just have a single power, some sort of ability to manipulate my surroundings using my mind would be pretty sweet...
#14
The ability to possess animals, objects and people.

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the ability to kill a yak with mind bullets


From 200 yards away?
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#16
space/time manipulation. If i'm only allowed one of those, time manipulation.
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#17
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the ability to kill a yak with mind bullets


From 200 meters away?!


EDIT: Damnit, beat to it.
#18
I would have the power to manipulate time. I would then go back in time to slay your mother so you wouldn't grow up to make a thread that has been done thousands of times before.
#21
Regeneration.

I would be able to do anything. Plus I can keep people alive like in Heroes by pouring my blood into them.

Or I'd take Flight, cause, I think we all can agree that being able to fly would be awesome
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#23
Invisibility, Super speed or flight.

either would be awesome..
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#24
invulnerability. who would fuck with you?

besides, all the ladies would want to ride your disqostique.
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#26
To release huge amounts of pheromones so that every girl in the room is instantly attracted to me.
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#27
reading inside a car
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#28
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I would have the power to manipulate time. I would then go back in time to slay your mother so you wouldn't grow up to make a thread that has been done thousands of times before.


but if this tread didn´t exist, you wouldn´t have reason to go back in time and kill his mother
#30
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but if this tread didn´t exist, you wouldn´t have reason to go back in time and kill his mother


Quick! Someone find the gif of the exploding man.
#31
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The ability to induce an orgasm just by touching someone, not for sexual reasons, I think it would just be really useful in a fight.


You'd be called homosexual, cause you just gave men orgasms. It'd suck, no woman would want to have sex with you much cause they just have to touch you.
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#32
Space/Time Manipulation FTW.

Either that, or control over the 4 fundamental forces (Strong, Weak, Electromagnetic and gravity). Could do pretty much anything with that I think.



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#34
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The ability to induce an orgasm just by touching someone, not for sexual reasons, I think it would just be really useful in a fight.

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#37
Time manipulation.

Either that or the ability to give anyone an orgasm on touch. I could have so much fun at the zoo:
"Hey lady, wanna see a hippo jizz?"
#38
i would have Russia...
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#40
I'd have the power to make my fingernails grow longer.
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