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#2
Yeah, well I'm a high school student trying to be a 52 year old man.


Shit was NOT cash

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#3
Reminds me of some ****ty college movie.
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#4
to bad he only lasted a dai
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#5
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Yeah, well I'm a high school student trying to be a 52 year old man.


Shit was NOT cash


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#6
The only flaw in the system is you.

Now gtfo old man.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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#7
I thought I had seen enough ridiculous headlines as Pit thread titles, but I saw this and let out a ricky gervais style yell of "for fuck sake "
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#8
At first I was like wtf creeper but at the same time, its not like he did it for Shits and giggles.

He had a SOMEWHAT legit cause.

I'm not saying I think it was a good idea, but I really dunno if I think its all that bad.


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#9
Damn I couldn't pass as a 42yr old.
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#10
Haha. I give the man Kudos for making it one day. Im surprised he made it after the first hour!
#13
Well he has a point, if someone wanted to kill someone they could get in.
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#16
im kind of confused. so he sat in class for a day? i mean.. wouldnt it be obvious that this old dude with wrinkles isnt a high school student...

also why the hell did the reporter put his home address in the article, i would think that that reporter would get ****ed for that.
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#17
Chances are this guy was older than most of his teachers.
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#18
I thought this was gonna be a story about a paedophile ... i'm dissapointed to say the least.
#19
I wish he'd have made it. His book sounds intriguing.
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#20
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Well he has a point, if someone wanted to kill someone they could get in.

Most homicidal people I know couldn't be bothered with putting that much effort into killing somebody.
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#21
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I thought this was gonna be a story about a paedophile ... i'm dissapointed to say the least.

I'm impressed. He had a phenomenal cover story.

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#22
Sounds similar to a movie that came out recently...
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I you for posting this.

<-- Pretty much sums me up

8/7/09


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#23
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Most homicidal people I know couldn't be bothered with putting that much effort into killing somebody.

Do you know, many, homicidal people?
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#24
Well, to be fair to the justice system, his haircut does suggest a possible pedohpeliac nature.
#25
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#26
wow, this guy is like...Anti-Kensai. An old dude pretending to be a highschool student...wierd
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#27
they should have just let him stay. It would have been like a zany movie
#28
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what movie?

Harry Potter and the Limp Penis

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#29
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wow, this guy is like...Anti-Kensai. An old dude pretending to be a highschool student...wierd


Most of the threads in the pit I've been into since I came on tonight has had at least one 08/09'er making a Kensai reference?

Kensai jokes aren't, and weren't ever funny.
#30
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Harry Potter and the Limp Penis


It's also kind of like Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince...
#31
I'll admit, he's pretty convincing. Not as funny as Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School, but what're you going to do...
#32
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Reminds me of some ****ty college movie.


It reminds me of that episode of Recess.
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#33
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Harry Potter and the Limp Penis





At least somebody got it
"Most people are trying to simplify the world. We're definitely here to complicate it." - Dad
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I you for posting this.

<-- Pretty much sums me up

8/7/09


^ I was there
#35
how stupid.
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#36
only lasted a day? sounds like his theory was wrong.

Although I'm sure if you found somebody that actually looked the part...
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#37
I wonder if Angus Young would be able to pull it off?
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#39
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Most homicidal people I know couldn't be bothered with putting that much effort into killing somebody.


lol, that is so true.
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