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#1
I only found out about it today for some reason...
Well, anyway, one night my dog started barking, and woke up my dad. He was very annoyed, until he heard footsteps outside ( ). He took his sword (isn't that awesome already?) and chased off robbers he found in our garden!
Awesome, right?
#6
I'm doing that right now with my laptop and wireless interenet. Those pesky robbers hate wireless internet!
#8
I hope he yelled lines from swordfighting movies at them.

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#9
Sure, it's fun until your father accidentally or otherwise kills one of the robbers and goes to prison for manslaughter, or falls and kills himself on the sword.
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#10
Wtf were they stealing? Tomatoes????
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#11


STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM


I felt that was necessary because I saw the word sword and have being playing Oblivion a hell of a lot for the past day..

Righty ho, I'm going to jerk over the topless mod..


#12
I keep them away by leaving a really really big pile of keys outside
Only one fits my car they are still searching there is like 50 of em out there........ i gotta go feed em ill be on later
I don't read, I look at words and absorb their meanings.
If the pit was a group of people hangin out we would be possibly the most awsome group of people to be known to mankind.........I think it would be on the news
#13
Suck if the robbers had a gun...

Should chased 'em off with a bow...
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#14
I wasnt trying to rob you -.-
I just wanted to see your nice tv up close

your dad totally over reacted
#15
Shame he didn't tell the story to Dara O'Briain. It could have trumped the cobler story.
#16
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Wtf were they stealing? Tomatoes????

No, his dad chased them off with a sword, weren't you paying attention? Clearly this is buried there and clearly they know it.



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#17
i would run my ass outta there quick to if i saw a dude with a sword
its just much scarier than a gun
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#18
Are you one of those kids who mention their dad for every "cool" thing they do? Stop being a daddy fanboy. It's just fail.
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#20
I do that when I feel like it; chase around random robbers with swords and shields. Yeah, I'm pretty bad.
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#21
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I keep them away by leaving a really really big pile of keys outside
Only one fits my car they are still searching there is like 50 of em out there........ i gotta go feed em ill be on later


epic.
#22
First we're blaming Cats for downloading porn, now its Dogs for manslaughter?
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#25
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I only found out about it today for some reason...
Well, anyway, one night my dog started barking, and woke up my dad. He was very annoyed, until he heard footsteps outside ( ). He took his sword (isn't that awesome already?) and chased off robbers he found in our garden!
Awesome, right?
If you are 10 years old, this story would indeed be awesome.

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#28
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I did that once. Except I didn't have a sword and I almost crapped myself.

I fended off a horde of angry raccoons with a styrofoam noodle once.
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#29
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I wasnt trying to rob you -.-
I just wanted to see your nice tv up close

your dad totally over reacted

Lol. But we don't have a TV, so I unwillingly condemn your remark as "fail". Anyway, what do tomatoes have to do with it?
Oh, and he didn't kill them, the sword is pretty much harmless, Tai-Chi sword. But it's awesome, whether I'm 10 or 99.
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Only one fits my car they are still searching there is like 50 of em out there........ i gotta go feed em ill be on later

Last edited by jimmyled at Aug 28, 2009,
#30
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Dog? Wielding a sword? Well..



The coolest thing about Repede though is that he has a mutha****ing pipe!
#34
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STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM


How weird, thats exactly what I thought of.
#35
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The moral of this story? Always carry a sword with you.

indeed. Plus you dont need a permit for them.
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#36
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Sure, it's fun until your father accidentally or otherwise kills one of the robbers and goes to prison for manslaughter, or falls and kills himself on the sword.

I don't know about the laws where you live, but where I live if somebody trespasses on your property it is perfectly legal to kill them.
#37
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Shame he didn't tell the story to Dara O'Briain. It could have trumped the cobler story.


Not even TS's sword wielding dad could have topped those guys!
Last edited by 23dannybhoy23 at Aug 28, 2009,
#38
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I don't know about the laws where you live, but where I live if somebody trespasses on your property it is perfectly legal to kill them.


Well in Britain it's perfectly legal to ask them kindly to be on their way and then thank them for stopping by. Anything more than that and you're really pushing it.
#39
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I don't know about the laws where you live, but where I live if somebody trespasses on your property it is perfectly legal to kill them.


You have to be wrong. What if a kid wants his ball that he accidentally kicked over the fence?

Old man: "HEY TIMMY, FANCY SEEING YOU HERE"
Timmy: "I just want my ball...I don't want any trouble mister"
Old man: "YEAH WELL, YA GOT IT "
Old man: *shoots Timmy*

Comon. Something's not right...where the hell do you live, Psychoville? Gotham?
Last edited by severed-metal at Aug 28, 2009,
#40
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Well in Britain it's perfectly legal to ask them kindly to be on their way and then thank them for stopping by. Anything more than that and you're really pushing it.

Looks like the US is just cooler
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