Poll: My secret admirer is.....
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View poll results: My secret admirer is.....
A hot chick
84 10%
A man
187 22%
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
203 24%
A joke
386 45%
Voters: 860.
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Autumnfallsbest
Secret Admirer <3
Join date: Sep 2008
431 IQ
#1
So, the first week of high school for me. I thought it was amazing......and then i opened my band locker. Inside my locker was a note, it read:

"Grant (My Name)

Hey, I think you're really cool I watch you every day and I can't stand it anymore.
Will you meet me at the Howdy Hop? (Our school dance happening tonight) Meet me by the coke machine in the very back.
I really hope to see you there cutie

<3 Secret Admirer"

Who is my secret admirer? Got any advice?
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is it me or does the black kids head look like a bong, and the girl behind him just took a hit and is zonked out?
SoWrongItsMatt
Doin' Dat Funky PIKAAAA
Join date: Aug 2008
169 IQ
#2
It was me .

Edit: You should probably be prepared to be let down. This same thing happened to a guy I know a few years ago, and it was just a bunch of pricks trying to embarrass him.
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Natrone
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Join date: May 2008
3,126 IQ
#9
Perhaps its actually a girl that has genuine interest in you?
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The Lock
Stick Your Key In Me
Join date: Aug 2009
25 IQ
#10
Don't be the first to the coke machine.
I'm a real cool kid.
Jehuty
UG's Fingerpicker
Join date: Jul 2005
1,593 IQ
#12
This could either be really ****ing awesome, or make-you-cry-****ed-up.

I ofcourse hope it is the first, because I'm a sucker for a good love story.

Yeah, I ****ing said it.

I dont know what it is with me and the F word tonight. Sorry.
RedDeath9
UG's Nu/Shyguy
Join date: Aug 2006
3,129 IQ
#13
*Sigh* You never really know...

But.

Sources of information are everywhere. They exist all around you. Use them.
guitar-guy01
UG's Big Wolf On Campus
Join date: Mar 2008
2,191 IQ
#14
regardless of outcome you must post what happens here.......*stickies thread
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I like you.

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mattman93
Retired Llama Farmer
Join date: Dec 2007
198 IQ
#15
A secret admirer is the the same as a stalker...


with stationary
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put the pieces back together my way
Woogles
I hate music
Join date: Oct 2006
1,085 IQ
#17
Are you a freshmen?
It's probably a trap.
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SoWrongItsMatt
Doin' Dat Funky PIKAAAA
Join date: Aug 2008
169 IQ
#18
Quote by Jehuty
This could either be really ****ing awesome, or make-you-cry-****ed-up.

I ofcourse hope it is the first, because I'm a sucker for a good love story.

Yeah, I ****ing said it.

I dont know what it is with me and the F word tonight. Sorry.


Me too. If it isn't some guy/guys, and ends up being some moderately good looking, nice girl, and they live happily ever after, then...

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
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WaitWhat?
Registered Abuser
Join date: Jun 2008
36 IQ
#20
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A secret admirer is the the same as a stalker...


with stationary


Demetri Martin ftw!
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Champions of Renfrewshire Since 2006
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Mr. La Fritz
Liber Al Vel Legis
Join date: May 2007
25 IQ
#22
my name's Grant too. I say just wait to see who's there, if it's a minger/prank, do one. If it's some hot girl (unlikely, no offense) go for it.

RMF


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And not waving but drowning.
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haaan
Join date: Jun 2006
2,902 IQ
#24
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Demetri Martin ftw!


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severed-metal
moo
Join date: Nov 2006
4,320 IQ
#25
She watches you? Sounds like a nasty trick.

Although, if you're up for a joke, or possible love match. Here's what you do, you show up to this dance, expecting her, and IF she doesn't show up, and it was some pricks, well, simply say "I fucked all your bitches, what are you laughing about?"
Zoso1994
dislikes led zep
Join date: Jan 2009
205 IQ
#26
just take a look at the coke machine every once in a while, don't stand near it or anything.

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Autumnfallsbest
Secret Admirer <3
Join date: Sep 2008
431 IQ
#28
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Grant is your last name isn't it...cause this sounds like EVERY MOVIE YOU PLAY IN.


No it's my first name
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Happy birthday


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is it me or does the black kids head look like a bong, and the girl behind him just took a hit and is zonked out?
TheWall27
etc. etc.
Join date: Aug 2008
838 IQ
#30
Maybe it's a hot guy? But, remember:



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Originally Posted by jgbsmith
Guys, guys - put your penises away, we have a lady in the house!
Turkeyburger
Dusker Hu?
Join date: Jun 2009
883 IQ
#31
Put a camera on an RC car
Drive it to vending machine
See rapist/pedophile/hot girl/pranksters
Devise a plan
???????
Profit!
jimmyled
*****es ain't ****
Join date: Apr 2008
783 IQ
#33
Probably a joke, but I still voted man (i haz teh funniez!).
the humanity
A Political Man
Join date: Jun 2007
3,177 IQ
#35
hmm. go for it.
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GuitarGod_92
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Join date: Jul 2007
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#37
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