Poll: My secret admirer is.....
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View poll results: My secret admirer is.....
A hot chick
84 10%
A man
187 22%
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
203 24%
A joke
386 45%
Voters: 860.
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#121
Quote by bass-man9712
its was mimi the lunch lady... she did the same thing to me...


That bitch!
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#122
Quote by OverUnderOnward


Girls are (choose 2)
-Hot
-Single
-Mentally stable


what they can be hot and single? wouldnt that be perfect and what everyone would want?
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#123
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
TS, go buy two cokes, one for you, and one for whoever shows up.

If it's a prank, laugh it off and give someone the coke.

It'll make them stop laughing at you, and increasing your coolness and you won't be embarrassed.


this this this this
#124
Quote by OverUnderOnward
Girls are (choose 2)
-Hot
-Single
-Mentally stable
This is true. Everyone should write this down.
Balls.
#125
Quote by MODESTme
what they can be hot and single? wouldnt that be perfect and what everyone would want?

havent you ever seen fatal attraction? thats why they are single my friend
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
#126
Quote by mmolteratx
Why the **** are you not at the dance right now?!

*stickied*


Dance doesn't start till 8 o clock pacific time
Quote by Kensai
Happy birthday


Quote by TSmitty6
is it me or does the black kids head look like a bong, and the girl behind him just took a hit and is zonked out?
#127
Quote by Autumnfallsbest
Dance doesn't start till 8 o clock pacific time


Oh, I didn't know where you lived. It's 9:30 here.
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Rhodes Gemini
Fryette Ultra Lead
Peavey 6505
THD Flexi 50

Gibson R0 Prototype
EBMM JP13 Rosewood
Fender CS Mary Kaye

WTLT

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#128
Well, could you speed up time or something, because this is ****in' intense!!
#129
Throw a rock at the coke machine and if no one pounces on it, it's not a trap, but if a bunch of seniors jump on it and tear it to pieces, RUN.
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Starcaster by Fender
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SP10
#130
Quote by lostevil
Well, could you speed up time or something, because this is ****in' intense!!


Don't worry, if anyone is still up at 10:30 pm pacific time, i will post how it went the second i get back.
Quote by Kensai
Happy birthday


Quote by TSmitty6
is it me or does the black kids head look like a bong, and the girl behind him just took a hit and is zonked out?
#131
Quote by Autumnfallsbest
Dance doesn't start till 8 o clock pacific time

Get your ass on eastern time, the dance would almost be over now.
EDIT: I will stay up for the update, man I need a life.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#132
Look at the handwriting, if it's in cursive, many girls write with thin, tall, and very slanted, usually neat handwriting. Guys tend to do more of a scrawl and make it really messy, however there are some girls who write like that.


Pro-tip: Send a friend to the coke machine :P
#133
Quote by TheBigProjekt
Look at the handwriting, if it's in cursive, many girls write with thin, tall, and very slanted, usually neat handwriting. Guys tend to do more of a scrawl and make it really messy, however there are some girls who write like that.


Pro-tip: Send a friend to the coke machine :P


those girls are called dykes. lol nah jk. since i'm too tired to practice and have nothing else to do i look forward to the outcome.
#135
Quote by The Lock
Don't be the first to the coke machine.


THIS. Get someone to scope out the area for you first.
Airship is liek teh best giitar playr evr!!111!1!

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^Best Reply Ever!

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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
#136
Quote by MODESTme
what they can be hot and single? wouldnt that be perfect and what everyone would want?

I speak from experience. NEVER underestimate the value of mental stability.
#138
Best of luck dude.
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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#139
Why must I live in New Hampshire!? I had to go become slightly emotionally invested in your love life even though I live on the opposite side of the continent from you. Now I'm going to have to stay up till like 3.

Oh yeah, good luck. NOW you're probably at the dance. In my first post I assumed you're on Eastern Time. So you won't see this until you've suffered at the cruel hands of hope (yes, I made that up myself), but I wish you luck in your doomed endeavours. (Made that one up too)
Like punk the way it used to be? Deranged Youth Its like what Warped Tour should be!

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Last edited by pitobodies at Aug 28, 2009,
#141
Quote by Autumnfallsbest
Don't worry, if anyone is still up at 10:30 pm pacific time, i will post how it went the second i get back.

Balls, that's over two hours from now. Oh well, I'll check it in the morning. I'm way too tired to stay up.
#142
Rape is imminent.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
Quote by Code-E
God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#143
I hope he gets some poon in this. Do her against the coke machine with everyone watching awkwardly, and incite an orgy with your youthful sexuallity.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#145
If you do go and it turns out to be some fat chick or someone that you could give a **** about DONT BE A NICE GUY!!! Reject that bitch! I was that nice guy that got secret admirer notes and followed through with them and it was always some fugly chick. Just look her straight in the eye and say "I think it's a little weird that you were stalking me like that and I'm not really interested *turn back and walk away*" Be the nice guy and it will only cause more problems. Trust me on this
YOU ARE NOW MANUALLY BREATHING!

Quote by Toxicity3431
Bro, you needs you a streetsweeper. Huntin and defense right there.

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You, sir, are good.
#147
I do hope he's alright....
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#148
it could always be a bunch of dudes playing a prank on you. i'd say have a friend go and scout it out for you before hand if you want to be cautious about it.
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an unsaturated fattylolcid.
#149
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
I do hope he's alright....

I'm interested to know too, but I don't it'll be that big of a deal if it's a joke.
EDIT^ If it's a joke what's the problem he though a girl was interested in him so he went to meet her, OMGZ that's so embarrassing.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
Last edited by mattman93 at Aug 28, 2009,
#150
$10 says it's one of your friends.
Quote by Ur all $h1t
I stick stuff in my pee hole.

Gear:

Schecter C-1 Classic
Ibanez S670PB
Stratocaster MIM Standard
Marshall MG30 (its purple )
Dunlop Crybaby Wah
#151
just go check if there's some hot piece of ass there and if there isn't just get something from the coke machine like that was your intention all along..
#152
Quote by Theid
If you do go and it turns out to be some fat chick or someone that you could give a **** about DONT BE A NICE GUY!!! Reject that bitch! I was that nice guy that got secret admirer notes and followed through with them and it was always some fugly chick. Just look her straight in the eye and say "I think it's a little weird that you were stalking me like that and I'm not really interested *turn back and walk away*" Be the nice guy and it will only cause more problems. Trust me on this


+1 be a dick! Then noone will talk to you or be interested again! That will show those ****ers.
We sailed through endless skies...

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if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


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#153
Quote by Hellish_Wolf
+1 be a dick! Then noone will talk to you or be interested again! That will show those ****ers.

I don't think he meant be a dick, but be honest. Don't be nice and play along basically.
Quote by Jackal58
If I was Santa you'd all get shit for Christmas.
#154
Quote by mattman93
I'm interested to know too, but I don't it'll be that big of a deal if it's a joke.
EDIT^ If it's a joke what's the problem he though a girl was interested in him so he went to meet her, OMGZ that's so embarrassing.

Don't you remember the stupidity of the average high-schooler?
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#156
go over to the coke machine and buy a pop..

if you go over and a girl appears, win.
if you go over and a bunch of seniors/other kids are hanging around, just ..buy your pop and go back to dancing.
#157
Quote by diminishedtobme
What if you sub conciously put the letter in your locker to make you feel good.

TS are you... Tyler Durden?
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#158
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
TS are you... Tyler Durden?


Naw, Tyler Durden would have done something more along the lines of... blowing up the locker.

With human fat soap.
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
#160
I will stay up just to see the results, please make a new thread tho, so i wont have to keep checking this
up for adoption

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