Poll: My secret admirer is.....
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View poll results: My secret admirer is.....
A hot chick
84 10%
A man
187 22%
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
203 24%
A joke
386 45%
Voters: 860.
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#161
HOLY **** speaking of tyler durdon fight club is on right now on amc

ps sorry for the double, it was an emergency
up for adoption

How am I in bed you ask?

Quote by metaldud536
Shallow and pedantic

#162
TS is my favorite UG'er. If he is dissapoint then I shall be too.

*Waits until 10:30*
#163
dnt mean to be a noob...but how do u sticky
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix (R.I.P.)

"I'd much rather be home playing my guitar"
-Eddie Van Halen
#164
Quote by lilfid12
dnt mean to be a noob...but how do u sticky


look at top before my post, it says sticky for me
up for adoption

How am I in bed you ask?

Quote by metaldud536
Shallow and pedantic

#165
Quote by MODESTme
what they can be hot and single? wouldnt that be perfect and what everyone would want?

That would mean they're also unstable.

Previous statement blew my mind so hard.
#166
Lol, I want some results! Hope you get some poon TS.
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I stuck my dick in a cactus. True story.

Last edited by Whatsupdoc at Aug 29, 2009,
#168
Quote by chrispfried
HOLY **** speaking of tyler durdon fight club is on right now on amc

ps sorry for the double, it was an emergency



And I thought I was the only one who knew this lol.
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#169
Quote by BlackIce87
And I thought I was the only one who knew this lol.


yeah that was scary **** i saw tyler durdon then looked to change channels and waddya know ****ing fight club pops up, i shat bricks
up for adoption

How am I in bed you ask?

Quote by metaldud536
Shallow and pedantic

#170
Damn it! I am about to fall asleep and still no verdict! Guess I will have to check tomorrow
#171
About an hour to go
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#173
Who wants to place bets?

Ive got five bucks saying it's some weird or ugly chick that has only dreamed of touching a boy, she'll probably die lonely except for the company of her numerous feline compaions
YOU ARE NOW MANUALLY BREATHING!

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Bro, you needs you a streetsweeper. Huntin and defense right there.

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You, sir, are good.
#175
I'm willing to bet it's an average looking, nice girl. Because that would be average, and typical.
Seattle Seahawks


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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#176
Stickied

Here's to hopeing and praying mate.
Cyanide Drip

Quote by Myfirstpubes
you're saying that everytime someone in the Pit fapped, they produced magic? Wow, we'd be in fucking Narnia by now by the Pit's rate of masturbation.


Quote by larrytheguitar
I jizzed while he gave me a lecture on using coasters.
#177
COME ON, TS!!!

For his sake, I hope he's taking so long because he's getting his knob polished right now.
#178
Quote by Theid
Who wants to place bets?

Ive got five bucks saying it's some weird or ugly chick that has only dreamed of touching a boy, she'll probably die lonely except for the company of her numerous feline compaions

I bet no one gets paid no matter who wins the bet.

EDIT: ^The dance ends in 15 minutes bro, it'll probably at least 30 before he post. How bout you relax and enjoy some popcorn
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
Last edited by mattman93 at Aug 29, 2009,
#179
It's a big trucker named Sea Bass.


But... alas... sticky here. I'm staying tuned.
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I love taking a nice dip of some horse shit, so good.
#180
I bet that when the guy posts what happened you'll look like your avatar, thankyougermany.
#181
Quote by Fiire
I bet that when the guy posts what happened you'll look like your avatar, thankyougermany.


I guess we'll find out.
Quote by Diet_coke_head
I love taking a nice dip of some horse shit, so good.
#182


I have nothing better to do for the next few hours.
Can't stop the spirits when they need you This life is more than just a read thru
#183
*subscribed*

good luck.

Flam·boy·ant
French, from participle of flamboyer to flame
1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#184
Que the Jaws music!
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#185
Man just finished reading this, Got to say I am very excited, This guy seems to be some sort of hero here, even though he didnt do anything

but dammit, I respect this guy alot regardless, hopes for a good ending (at least shrug off the prank with a smile )

awaits response
#186
it's not everyday something THIS exciting happens
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#187


The Pit seems to have taken a very strong interest in TS's romantic endeavors.
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
#188
I'm giddy with anticipation.
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Quote by puppetmaster917
I think white people are better than black people.
While this statement is kinda racist and straightforward, it does have many FACTS to back it up lolz.

#190
It's 10:30. Where are you????
This is for the moon, Ty Cobb!
Oh Noez Its Teh End Timez!
#193
Dance is over, TS if you can hear me get to computer, The Pit is waiting.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#195
Quote by 'Leviathan'
Overreacting Pit-Monkeys are overreacting.


This is a big fucking deal.
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
#196
Bah, I'll need to know until tomorrow. Time to doze off…Geez. The guy is getting coke in his pants.
Hope not.
#197
I have concluded that it was a bunch of kids who wanted to beat the **** out of him, but they got carried away and he is thus dead.

I will therefore go watch softcore spanish porn on the tele latino network and not give a ****.
#198
Quote by illuminatiano
it's not everyday something THIS exciting happens


I just sung your sig and then listened to it for almost 30 seconds before realizing it was all in my head...I have been listening to that song waay too much.
We sailed through endless skies...

Quote by King Twili

if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


Lady Gaga has a penis! >>EVIDENCE<<

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#199
Quote by zippidyduda
This is a big fucking deal.

all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way