#1
General
Most Punx
1st: whyvern
2nd: sargasm
3rd: BR0KENHEARTED & RiotRiotUpstart

Least Punx
1st: DanRev
2nd: MisspentYouth
3rd: devourthekitten, element4433, JesusOfSbrbia, molly bee, StreetLight3989, superblob, waterproofpie, Green Day Guy, & Punk's Not Dead Guy

Most Loved
1st: Jett Diamond
2nd: molly bee
3rd: iluvpowerchords & sargasm

Most Hated
1st: aXeslash
2nd: devourthekitten & Vodkapunk
3rd: BrianApocalypse, Donovant22, gopherthegreat, & JohnnyNemo

Most Missed
1st: gopherthegreat
2nd: VodkaPunk
3rd: CowsWithGuns & waterproofpie

Best n00b
1st: charliezard!
2nd: soph_bassist!
3rd: DempseyPunk, devourthekitten, & skatinpunk

Worst n00b
1st: CommieKiller138
2nd: skatinpunk, Rancid Ivy, & general shitty threadstarters who are too unimportant to be referenced by username
3rd: devourthekitten & Donovant22

Nicest
1st: lavazza & MisspentYouth
2nd: element4433
3rd: Jett Diamond & JesusOfSbrbia

Meanest
1st: aXeslash
2nd: devourthekitten, mike2, RizzoWashburn, & waterproofpie
3rd: none D:

Most Overlooked
1st: opivy21 & pinheadslts75
2nd: Ska Wars
3rd: JesusofSbrbia

The One Who Gets Pushed Around But We Still Love
1st: Streetlight3989
2nd: original=punk
3rd: JesusofSbrbia

Funniest
1st: Iluvpowerchords
2nd: aXeslash
3rd: DanRev & element4433

Best-Looking
1st: Jett Diamond
2nd: aXeslash & MisspentYouth
3rd: devourthekitten & molly bee

Most Knowledgeable
1st: whyvern
2nd: werty22
3rd: BrianApocalypse

Best Threadstarter
1st: lavazza & nobody (votes for "nobody starts good threads")
2nd: BrianApocalypse, devourthekitten, & whyvern
3rd: seannufan, Ska Wars, & all the people who ever made a "why can't we talk about Green Day in this forum?" thread

Best Avatar
1st: Iluvpowerchords
2nd: BrianApocalypse
3rd: BostonLacrosse, DanRev, devourthekitten, lavazza, MisspentYouth, RockThe40oz, werty22, & yeahyeah

Best Taste
1st: element4433
2nd: JesusofSbrbia
3rd: whyvern

Worst Taste
1st: RiotRiotUpstart
2nd: CommieKiller138 & Streetlight3989
3rd: Adam_Harrison9, DanRev, devourthekitten, Iluvpowerchords, JesusofSbrbia, lavazza, RizzoWashburn, & werty22

Best Musician
1st: BrianApocalypse, neidnarb11890, & werty22
2nd: lavazza
3rd: aXeslash, BR0KENHEARTED, devourthekitten, Doolittle, Jett Diamond, radio_schizo, & RizzoWashburn

Best Band
1st: Cold Megan
2nd: Post-Modern Sounds
3rd: Slime Kings

Best Tabber
1st: aXeslash
2nd: CommieKiller138 & devourthekitten
3rd: none D:

Least Likely To Actually Play Guitar
1st: Iluvpowerchords
2nd: element4433
3rd: waterproofpie

Silly Joke Awards
Most Likely To Sell Out
1st: BR0KENHEARTED
2nd: BrianApocalypse, devourthekitten, Doolittle + neidnarb11890, & RockThe40oz
3rd: Commiekiller138, DanRev, lavazza, opivy21, & sargasm

Most Likely To Secretly Listen To The Casualties
1st: aXeslash
2nd: BR0KENHEARTED, CommieKiller138, RiotRiotUpstart, & Streetlight3989
3rd: BrianApocalypse, devourthekitten, element4433, lavazza, & neidnarb11890

Secret Hipster
1st: Streetlight3989
2nd: element4433
3rd: CommieKiller138, sargasm, & yeahyeah

Most Impressive Phallus
1st: aXeslash
2nd: molly bee
3rd: devourthekitten, Jett Diamond, MisspentYouth, & RockThe40oz

Biggest Junkie
1st: BR0KENHEARTED & devourthekitten
2nd: MisspentYouth
3rd: element4433

Most Sexually Depraved
1st: BrianApocalypse
2nd: JesusofSbrbia
3rd: devourthekitten, element4433, Jett Diamond, molly bee, original=punk, RockThe40oz, & Streetlight3989

Slurms McKenzie Award For Excellence In Partying
1st: Iluvpowerchords
2nd: BR0KENHEARTED, DanRev, werty22
3rd: devourthekitten, RiotRiotUpstart, RizzoWashburn, RockThe40oz, & Swap-Meet,

Other
Best Hypothetical Couple
1st: BrianApocalypse/Jett Diamond
2nd: element4433/Iluvpowerchords & element4433/neidnarb11890
3rd: aXe/BR0KENHEARTED, aXe/mike2, BrianApocalypse/Swap-Meet, BrianApocalypse/lavazza, BrianApocalypse/Jett Diamon/lavazza, devourthekitten/devourthekitten, element4433/MisspentYouth, gopherthegreat/RizzoWashburn, mike2/MisspentYouth

Favorite Punk Forum Moment
Favorite moments: aXeslash gettin' mad and yellin' at people, Jett Diamond and MisspentYouth meeting IRL, & the Vodkapunk multis and the fun they caused

Best Thread
1st: Punk forum off-topic discussion thread! (the thread formerly known as "Thoughts... Such...")
2nd: Punk Is Not Dead!
3rd: Punx Wrasslin'
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
Last edited by axeslash at Aug 29, 2009,
#2
Dear Lord that sucked. But it's done.
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
#3
I love that devourthekitten/devourthekitten is listed among the best hypothetical couples. I also love that I'm the 3rd worst and best "n00b", even though I've been posting here for over two years. That list cracked me up. I'm proud to share the biggest junkie title.
#5
Tied for first for the first time ever in one category? That's right I am!

For all you ladies out there wondering, yes, I am single.

Thank you to everyone who voted, your bribes should be arriving shortly by mail wagon.
Last edited by opivy21 at Aug 28, 2009,
#6
Cool Im runner up for worst noob.
Wait that's bad...but we ARE in a punk forum...so that's good?
Lmao
#9
at all the couples. Basically, everyone with everyone else.
If only summer rain would fall, on the houses and the boulevards
And the sidewalk bagatelles, it's like a dream
With the roar of cars and the lulling of the cafe bars,
The sweetly sleeping sweeping of the Seine...
#11
Thanks for giving me "Worst Taste." Assholes.

I'll gladly take the bronze for Most Punx though.

#12
Two awards, I pretty much own. I think now we have to officially rename "The one who gets pushed around..." award "The Matt" award.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
Last edited by StreetLight3989 at Aug 29, 2009,
#13
Meanest and most hated. Whoo!

And you've all voted for me for "most likely to secretly like The Casualties" even though I won that last year.

And I posted a picture of me in a Casualties shirt with a Casualties CD. And it was funny and we all had a hearty laugh.

But then you all forgot a year later. Nicely done.

Also, my penis thanks all of you for the votes.
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
#16
Most sexually depraved - hurrah!

That's the one I really wanted to win, so I'm glad that I won it outright.

If you'll excuse me, I'm off to the toilets in the park because there's this hole in the wall that a penis emerges through every saturday at 8pm.
#17
Quote by Rancid Ivy
Cool Im runner up for worst noob.
Wait that's bad...but we ARE in a punk forum...so that's good?
Lmao

dude , i am with you man
#18
Cool. I won something! I predict this will be my only award ever. Unless maybe I get a bronze for least punx or something.
#19
Quote by RiotRiotUpstart
Thanks for giving me "Worst Taste." Assholes.

I'll gladly take the bronze for Most Punx though.


I voted for you best taste baby don't worry I gotchyo back.

I'll gladly accept the Biggest Junkie and Most Likely To Sell Out Award.
#20
Quote by neidnarb11890
Thanks for the hyphen!
I spent so much time making sure I got everyone's username perfect. I wasn't about to let a hyphen stand in my way!
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
#21
Quote by axeslash
I spent so much time making sure I got everyone's username perfect. I wasn't about to let a hyphen stand in my way!

#22
Best taste baby!!!!!
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#28
I would like to thank God for believing in me, Jesus for forgiving me, and the Pope for his continual cup support. Amen.
DOWN&OUT
#29
gawsh, you people hate me! No respec'
Quote by CowsWithGuns
I've been busy getting drunk and yelling at endangered species for being pussies. It's a dehydrating job but someone has to do it.
#30
woot im 3rd best noob. Now i can go brag to my p0nx friends about my new street cred.
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Quote by dudetheman
Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

Quote by Kosh H
I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Your sig killed my boner _


DIY SO-CAL PUNK LABEL
#31
Quote by axeslash
General

Least Punx
1st: DanRev
2nd: MisspentYouth
3rd: devourthekitten, element4433, JesusOfSbrbia, molly bee, StreetLight3989, superblob, waterproofpie, Green Day Guy, & Punk's Not Dead Guy

Nicest
1st: lavazza & MisspentYouth
2nd: element4433
3rd: Jett Diamond & JesusOfSbrbia

Most Overlooked
1st: opivy21 & pinheadslts75
2nd: Ska Wars
3rd: JesusofSbrbia

The One Who Gets Pushed Around But We Still Love
1st: Streetlight3989
2nd: original=punk
3rd: JesusofSbrbia

Best Taste
1st: element4433
2nd: JesusofSbrbia
3rd: whyvern

Worst Taste
1st: RiotRiotUpstart
2nd: CommieKiller138 & Streetlight3989
3rd: Adam_Harrison9, DanRev, devourthekitten, Iluvpowerchords, JesusofSbrbia, lavazza, RizzoWashburn, & werty22

Most Sexually Depraved
1st: BrianApocalypse
2nd: JesusofSbrbia
3rd: devourthekitten, element4433, Jett Diamond, molly bee, original=punk, RockThe40oz, & Streetlight3989

I love you guys. I managed to place in a bunch of categories even though I had absolutely no involvement in this, and minimal involvement in the forum for the last three months... I'm flattered that everyone's thinking about me.

"Best taste" is particularly flattering. brb, gotta put some ice on my ego, the swelling is pretty bad...

EDIT: I mostly won bad/silly awards, but still.
I'm the type of nigga that's built to last
If you fuck with me, I'll put my foot in your ass
See, I don't give a fuck cause I keep bailin
Yo, what the fuck are they yellin?!


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