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#3
Texting while driving is fucking stupid
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#6
That videos being shared around more than a high school whore.


It's pretty brutal. Good thing I can text while keeping my eyes on the road.
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#7
seen it. Ive texted and drove before though

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#11
i think its hilarious. its like a final destination death.
I've got the spirit, but lose the feeling.
#12
That's nothing. I laughed while watching it.

However after seeing Death Proof, I have been too afraid to enter a car.

(It's not that good of a movie; I don't recommend it)
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#13
I hate when my friends text too

ive done it very few times, but when I did I found its hard to pay attention to the road
I wont do it anymore

its a crazy video but a head on wreck isnt a joke
i was in a minor head on wreck with another car (i was passenger)
in town going about 20-30 mph
i wasnt hurt but it was intense, I imagine a full on collision like that would be horrible
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I hate when my friends text too

ive done it very few times, but when I did I found its hard to pay attention to the road
I wont do it anymore

its a crazy video but a head on wreck isnt a joke
i was in a minor head on wreck with another car (i was passenger)
in town going about 20-30 mph
i wasnt hurt but it was intense, I imagine a full on collision like that would be horrible


well, of course a collision isn't really a joke, but that particular nagging commercial is funny cuz its got like 3 ditzy teen girls all "omg-ing" over a text witout even a single one of them being like "um, like, watch the road, totally?"
I've got the spirit, but lose the feeling.
#16
What I don't get is why there is so much glass flying around but none of the windows are broken.

I mean what the hell?

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Not an issue if you don't text and drive. So I was uneffected


+1, I tried it once when noone was around. I said **** it and will never do it again.
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#27
While nobody should text and drive, you can avoid such accidents by braking and honking at the texter.
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#28
Seriously, if your life is that sad that you need to text WHILE driving a vehicle, just gtfo and spare the innocent bystanders
Balls.
#29
Someone I know was recently killed because of texting while driving. I used to do it and think it wasn't a big deal, but there were times i almost lost control because of it. I definitely will not do it anymore at all.
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#30
I don't need to look at my phone for more than a half a second at a time to text, and I'm not bothered. =/

EDIT: Inb4, Macabre_Turtle is an asshole and doesn't deserve his life.
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