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Alright, I live in an apartment complex across from the University in southern Oklahoma. My problem is that every morning, starting from around midnight til about 5, all I can hear is the constant thump of bass from my neighbors stereo. I like hip-hop and everything, but not when I'm trying to sleep. So I've found a solution, but I need your help. Next time I'm woken up I'm going to drag my stack to his door, turn it to ten, and give him the most brutal musical beating ever. But in this solution, another problem comes up. What song do I play? I can't just go over there and start ****ting out some pussy ass riff. I'm talking brutal. I want something that even I won't be able to handle. So, Pit, can you help me?
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#4
Haha...Thats what my girlfriend said. But it's gotta be more than that.
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#5
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#6
some cannibal corpse would probably destroy him, or some suicide silence
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#9
So, how is that a problem? By the way, Lemon Pledge. Awesome. Hats off to you sir.
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#12
ICB?

Or maybe some Slayer. One of those interchangeable chugga-chugga-chugga riffs they have.
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#14
Have you asked them to turn it down?
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#16
messiahbollical- whitechapel

amazing song
Call me Justyn

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#17
Pleh Stairwai To Hevens!
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#20
play ghost of perdition by opeth REALLY LOUD
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#21
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Have you asked them to turn it down?


Lol yes I have. This has been going on for a few months. Both of us have even been arrested for fighting over it.
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#22
This Mortal Coil by Carcass

or Conquer All by Behemoth

or Blood On Your Hands by Arch Enemy
GO BRAVES
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#23
Yer doin it all wrong. You just want to play some Mariah Carey just loud enough for them to hear. On a never ending loop. Insanity will come forthwith.
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#24
Your guitar will hate you for tuning this low, but listen to the song and you'll get it. Its perfect.

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#25
play some all that remains man.
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#26
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Yer doin it all wrong. You just want to play some Mariah Carey just loud enough for them to hear. On a never ending loop. Insanity will come forthwith.


You sir, have just given me the best answer yet. If this doesn't work, I'll just rush in and break his stereo with my bass.
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#27
I would just let it feedback like a mofo.


If you want to be more sonically generous, grab a synth and introduce him to the 80's.
#28
Skynet by The Acacia Strain.
Or anything by TAS for that matter.
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#29
hell, just make noise. really high notes...
oh and do random squeals, he'd hate that.
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#30
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You sir, have just given me the best answer yet. If this doesn't work, I'll just rush in and break his stereo with my bass.

Hasn't failed yet.
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#31
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#33
why do you have to play it?

just take the biggest stereo you can take to your door and blast job for a cowboy and all that remains

or ABBA
#34
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why do you have to play it?

just take the biggest stereo you can take to your door and blast job for a cowboy and all that remains

or ABBA


The playing it myself part is just for dramatic purposes. But after careful consideration and the fact that I already know the song, I think I'll play Knee Deep by Job for A Cowboy, but only if playing Mariah Carey doesn't work. I might just cover a Mariah Carey song and make it as metal as possible. Not sure if it's possible to get more metal that Mariah Carey though
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#35
ABBA is a good choice. 24hrs of Dancing Queen will drive out all sorts of evil spirits.
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#36
WAIT. This is a bad idea to bring your amp there...what if he comes out, beats the living hell out of you, and then smashes your amp because you're being an obnoxious twat?

You need to think this one through. You need to set up a system so you can play loudly in your house, but they can hear it even louder in theirs
#37
All Night Long by Lionel Richie, all night long. Then when daybreak arrives, give them 15 minutes to think that they've made it through the night. The opening drum solo of Dancing On The Ceiling will finish them off.

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Berserker.
#38
do the classic 'order 40 pizzas to their house' prank

and of course, blast never gonna give you up

EDIT: I also still stand firmly next to ABBA
#39
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#40
I know this thread is a bit old, but take a guitar and stick the pickups right infront of the speaker and let it feedback.
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