#1
I had a fight with someone on Xfire.
My username was Glarthir.

halonator911: ...
halonator911: well its better than drugs
Glarthir: Not really...
halonator911: ...
halonator911: dude this is my moto
halonator911: life is short live it up
Glarthir: I won't live life in guilt.
halonator911: ...
Glarthir: Is this the part where you give me a lecture which I outsmart?
halonator911: nope
halonator911: im just saying
halonator911: dude
halonator911: ur dad has porn
Glarthir: What makes you think he does?
halonator911: because
halonator911: u said
halonator911: u looked
Glarthir: I said I saw a magazine.
halonator911: in his closet
halonator911: ya
halonator911: thats porn
Glarthir: That doesn't mean it is porn.
halonator911: ...
Glarthir: Not all magazines have porn.
Glarthir: That's like saying all sandwiches have cheese.
halonator911: kelso
halonator911: ya
halonator911: that makes
halonator911: perfect sense
halonator911: he hides
halonator911: ha comic book ofcourse
Glarthir: My dad likes comic books.
Glarthir: My dad is against pornography anyway.
halonator911: then why would he hide it?
Glarthir: So if he looked at it, he would be a hypocrite.
Glarthir: And he hates hypocrites.
Glarthir: So if he was a hypocrite for hating hypocrites and at the same time hid pornography, that would make him a pretty big hypocrite.
halonator911: kelso that means ur a hypocrite too
Glarthir: How am I a hypocrite?
halonator911: because u said u will not live a life a guilt
Glarthir: You're right.
Glarthir: And?
halonator911: but u
halonator911: already have so much guilt
halonator911: that ur hiding
Glarthir: I have no guilt anymore.
Glarthir: It's normal for kids your age to look at that.
Glarthir: But I'm smarter than that.
halonator911: exactly thats why i do it
Glarthir: :/
halonator911: kelso its not about how smart u are
Glarthir: Don't give me the "I'm Kelso" excuse.
Glarthir: And yes it is.
halonator911: every kid does it at sometime
Glarthir: It's how strong and smart you are.
Glarthir: You're right.
Glarthir: Every kid does it.
Glarthir: Even me.
Glarthir: But now I'm stronger than that. And smarter. And I will not fall into that addiction.
halonator911: im not addicted
Glarthir: Looking up porn every day is addiction.
halonator911: kelso porn is put up for kids like us to have fun
Glarthir: -_-
halonator911: and i dont look at it every day
Glarthir: It's put up for us to have fun. For little perverts. I'm not one.
Glarthir: I'm smarter and stronger than that.
halonator911: YES U ****ING ARE!!!!!!
Glarthir: ...
halonator911: thats kinda perverted
halonator911: and i can admit
halonator911: im perverted
halonator911: im man enough to do that
Glarthir: You know. I was naive then.
Glarthir: I used to be perverted.
halonator911: it was a year ago
halonator911: a year ago
Glarthir: A guy can change in a short amount of time.
halonator911: ...
Glarthir: -_-
halonator911: i dont get what the big deal about looking up porn is
Glarthir: Big deal for me.
halonator911: what i cant see it every once and a while
halonator911: while some people
Glarthir: I don't like people falling into that trap. I don't like its effect on people.
halonator911: have a ****ing stash
halonator911: of porn
halonator911: it isnt a big deal if u like porn
halonator911: it just happenes
Glarthir: Okay listen. You look it up. They have magazines.
Glarthir: Not a big difference.
halonator911: i look it up every once and a while
Glarthir: Doesn't matter.
Glarthir: You look at it.
Glarthir: Period.
halonator911: YES I KNOW I DO
halonator911: but that doesnt mean im addicted
halonator911: addicted is when
halonator911: u get a tatoo
halonator911: of a vagina
halonator911: on ur arm
halonator911: addicted
halonator911: is when u have a season of playboy
halonator911: under ur bed
halonator911: i dont have any of those things
halonator911: addicted
halonator911: ADDICTED IS ****ING WHEN U ****ING CANT ****ING CONCENTRATE IN ****ING SCHOOL BECAUSE UR ****ING THINKING OF ****ING PORN
Glarthir: ...
halonator911: HOW ****ING ABOUT THAT?
Glarthir: Okay listen. That is not addicted. It's one thing when you think about it. It's another when you look it up.
halonator911: theyre both the same
Glarthir: Um, they are not.
halonator911: u still get the same image
Glarthir: You can't help your mind.
Glarthir: Your brain can think of random things at random times.
Glarthir: It is a choice to look it up.
Glarthir: See the difference?
halonator911: no its
halonator911: not
halonator911: ur brain
halonator911: sends u a message saying ur horny
Glarthir: -_-
halonator911: its not a choice
Glarthir: brb
halonator911: -_-
Glarthir: Okay I'm back.
halonator911: u know what kelso?
halonator911: KELSO!!1
halonator911: U KNOW WHAT
Glarthir: Okay first off, look at what you said. Sends a message to your brain? You can't help what your brain thinks of. I can be in class and I randomly think of talking ham. It is normal. A human brain is weird.
Glarthir: Yes?
halonator911: ILL SEE U IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Glarthir: ...

So tell me. What do you think about it?
#2
i think your "friend" has terrible spelling and grammer. he must be wanking off to porn while typing with one hand.
#3
TL;DR.

However, apparently porn has everything but a bad effect on the brain. It's apparently quite relaxing to the mind.

Don't quote me on it though, I'm no expert. Just saying what I've heard about it.
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#5
No it doesn't.


Douches will be douches, regardless of porn.


and Kelso needs to liven up.
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#7
I try not to watch porn.




I usually fail
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#11
That was an impressive text mountain. I don't think anybody will read it all, but good luck to whoever does.
#12
Kelso, as in Dr Bob Kelso, I would believe that man supports pornography.
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#13
I see the other guy is a fan of Oblivion.

>.>

<.<

EDIT: Wait! HAHAHAHAHA! You're Glarthir! You ****ing tool! Every single person on here looks at porn. We can stop whenever the **** we want.
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#14
Porn is not an addiction, yeah I look at it almost everyday now when I'm at home but I went away 3 months (no comp\no pr0nz) , and during that time i didnt get ny withdrawal symptoms or anything lol
#15
No it doesn't. Unless you think that sexual arousal is a bad thing, that is.
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No it doesn't. Unless you think that sexual arousal is a bad thing, that is.

If you get aroused sexually, you go straight to Hell.
#20
TL;DR.

And if pornography has a bad effect on the male brain is completely subjective to what you would consider bad.
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#21
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#22
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Very simple.

You=Retarded

Porn=Awesome

That is all.


this. ****tard
#23
I hated Glarthir!!!!
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#25
you sound like a douche.


PS: unless you consider an erection a bad effect on the male brain..

then no, porn is great.
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#26
Yeah, it sometimes has a negative effect on the brain. It can give people very unrealistic expectations about sex, and it's easy to get addicted to.
#28
Wasn't Glarthir some nutcase Wood Elf who lived in Skingrad?
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