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#3
Sounds cool
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#4
Quote by Aidy Damage
Daily Mail: 'We believe that the Swiss Cow Suicides are a direct result of immigration, teenage pregnancies and the scrounging working classes... and My Chemical Romance'

Haha that made my day lol
That I'm Anti-semitic is the biggest lie since the Holocaust.

lol
#6
nobody knows I did that!
My Guitars:
Gibson LP Standard Iced-Tea
Fender Stratocaster
Cort Earth 100

Lefty!
#7
Looks like more victims of that cow suicide/murder pact.
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#10
The daily mail sux
you still have zoiiidbeeeerg
(V) (;,,;) (V)
YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG
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It's more shocking to see Tom dressed at all.
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I don't think I've ever actually seen him clothed.
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#11
Quote by soulflyV
A truly mooving story.


EDIT: I cried as soon as I herd.





oh, you SLAY me!
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#12
Wow, they must've had some demons.
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#13
Quote by Kensai
Wow, they must've had some demons.


pssh, everybody knows demons only affects pigs and humans.
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#15
Quote by soulflyV


It seems I've got the Belgian Blues over this incident, but Angus there's no use in crying over spilt milk.

SUPERIOR EDIT.



alas, the failure of intelluctual humour, is no one gets them.

Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#17
Quote by soulflyV
Looks like I'll have to beef up my repertoire then.


you're supposed to Cower them down and make them accessible to the general populace, silly.


edit:

sorry, I live in the city.


(oh, burn).
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#18
Quote by Laces Out Danny
you're supposed to Cower them down and make them accessible to the general populace, silly.


edit:

sorry, I live in the city.


(oh, burn).


Any man worth his milk knows at least 50 different cow breeds, city-folk or country-folk. And with the internet there's no excuse.


Anyway, I think I should stop, I've been milking these jokes for all they're worth. I'm past my hay-day and there's nothing I cud have done to save myself.
Last edited by soulflyV at Aug 29, 2009,
#19
Quote by Laces Out Danny
you're supposed to Cower them down and make them accessible to the general populace, silly.


edit:

sorry, I live in the city.


(oh, burn).



give that man a pat on the back.
RIP Turnip. RIP MCA.
RIP #58.
#21
Quote by soulflyV
Any man worth his milk knows at least 50 different cow breeds, city-folk or country-folk. And with the internet there's no excuse.


Anyway, I think I should stop, I've been milking these jokes for all they're worth. I'm past my hay-day and there's nothing I cud have done to save myself.




I have been outpunned, bested. Have a (milk) cookie

Quote by Run Erratic
give that man a pat on the back.


not another pun?
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#22
Quote by cagnius
This is also a mish-mash of Russel Howard material...
Someone's trying to cover up a man-crush

daily mail still sux
you still have zoiiidbeeeerg
(V) (;,,;) (V)
YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG
Quote by TheBurningFish
It's more shocking to see Tom dressed at all.
Quote by suckersdream
I don't think I've ever actually seen him clothed.
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#23
No wonder they are commiting suicide, standing in a field all day must make them fresian
#25
Quote by webbtje
These puns make me want to cry.


That's udder nonsense
#26
Quote by webbtje
These puns make me want to cry.


Oh don't bowhine so much.
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#28
Quote by Kensai
Oh don't bowhine so much.


Kensai that was pushing it. I think this thread has run its course
#29
Quote by webbtje
These puns make me want to cry.


yeah they are pretty terrible.
i propose a steak out until it blows over.
RIP Turnip. RIP MCA.
RIP #58.
#32
I'd throw myself off a cliff if I lived in Switzerland as well.
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#33
Quote by Run Erratic
Moo's with me?


Pasturize that shit first!
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#34
they were pushed.
Seagulls,the chicken of the ocean.

Originally posted by Gunpowder:
Everyone just jumps on the bandwagon and gives the same advice in these situations. You know what? I'm going to be different. Call the firemen.
#35
Quote by soulflyV
A truly mooving story.


EDIT: I cried as soon as I herd.



Poor cows, but great puns.
#37
Quote by Kensai
Oh don't bowhine so much.
That was horrible.
I'm not joining in. No Puns. There's none here, trust me. This is utterly (not udderly or butterly) ridiculous.
you still have zoiiidbeeeerg
(V) (;,,;) (V)
YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG
Quote by TheBurningFish
It's more shocking to see Tom dressed at all.
Quote by suckersdream
I don't think I've ever actually seen him clothed.
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Last edited by GuyWhoDoesStuff at Aug 29, 2009,
#38


That might be the funniest thing i've ever read in a news title.
"We are not concerned with motive, with higher ethics. We are concerned only with cutting down crime-."
#40
If they didn't like living in Switzerland, why didn't they just mooove away?
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Damn you, bodyheatseeker

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bodyheatseeker, I will NEVER forgive you.

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