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i've never seen a live dolphin before, until when mama walked me through a crowd with only her arm on my shoulder, instead of on my hand, when I used to be so short she would have to stoop down just to do as she does now.

...and the people came in droves with their clothes stuck tactly to their bodies, too tight to pry off in one piece with anything less articulated than a hand.

We made our way through a stadium, a circle, through rows of people watching us, and we said our sorrys as we passed through legs and laps flinching, avoiding contact, anything more than a brush. A woman glared at me, said 'this seat is for my handbag'.

two hours late, with the car stationary.

two paid ticket stubs,
worthless, in the back seat.
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian