Poll: What song should I strip to?
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View poll results: What song should I strip to?
Nine Inch Nails - Closer
90 22%
Rod Steward - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?
71 17%
Kelis - Milkshake
111 27%
The Weather Girls - It's Raining Men
135 33%
Voters: 407.
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#1
In about five days I'm hosting a house party.

I'm one of those people who doesn't exactly feel embarassment.
A while ago I bought a pair of sparkly gold undies so I could dance around at the party.

And then I came up with the idea of getting the girl I fancy to sit down so I can do a strip tease for her.

So far I haven't found one that I would really really like to strip to, so feel free to suggest other songs.

EDIT: At least one of my friends should be filming, and I will upload to youtube and then post to the pit, so choose what you would like to see me strip to
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Last edited by windowmaker at Aug 29, 2009,
#2
inb4 I cum Blood.
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^^Too bad I can't do this in real life
#4
This won't end well for TS, it will however end well for the Pit if there's a video.
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#5
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...No, TS. Just no.


You know you want it.

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This won't end well for TS, it will however end well for the Pit if there's a video.


At least one of my friends should be filming it.
"When you're a young, long-haired guitarist, people don't take you seriously." - John Petrucci.

Quote by maskimx
I am really really not proud of this but there was a chubby, African American kid in my preschool, and I called him "Blacky Fatso"
#7
I remember on my 18th birthday party I either had to get hit 18 times by like 5 different people or give everyone in the room a lap dance.


I believe I stripped to Round and Round by Ratt
edit: I voted Milkshake for lulz
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#8
If you're doing it for a girl (or a gay guy), then the only possible answer is "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls. There just is no other option.
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#9
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If you're doing it for a girl (or a gay guy), then the only possible answer is "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls. There just is no other option.

so true that I'm gonna go listen to it now
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#10
It's raining babies

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#11
Do it, film it, post it


I don't care what song you use
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#12
Wait... TS is a GUY???

*runs out of thread*
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I you for posting this.

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#17
so youre going to be that guy TS?
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#18
Am I the only one who thinks that a guy doing a strip is weird??? WTH!
#20
Do it to Free Bird.
But only if you wear all the clothes you own, otherwise, you'll be naked long before the song ends.
#22
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"When you're a young, long-haired guitarist, people don't take you seriously." - John Petrucci.

Quote by maskimx
I am really really not proud of this but there was a chubby, African American kid in my preschool, and I called him "Blacky Fatso"
#26
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Are these actually picked by someone as the best of UG?


Well, in two minutes I got like over 15 votes on the poll or something, and I think somebody mentioned this thread got stickied (still haven't checked).

So yeah, maybe it's the best hahaha.

Also, I just decided that if Milkshake wins, I'll actually slurp on a milkshake and hand it over to the girl and get her to drink it.

Maybe I'll get a milk moustache and kiss her on the cheek or something too!
"When you're a young, long-haired guitarist, people don't take you seriously." - John Petrucci.

Quote by maskimx
I am really really not proud of this but there was a chubby, African American kid in my preschool, and I called him "Blacky Fatso"
#28
Quote by windowmaker
Well, in two minutes I got like over 15 votes on the poll or something, and I think somebody mentioned this thread got stickied (still haven't checked).

So yeah, maybe it's the best hahaha.

Also, I just decided that if Milkshake wins, I'll actually slurp on a milkshake and hand it over to the girl and get her to drink it.

Maybe I'll get a milk moustache and kiss her on the cheek or something too!

Alter the lyrics, and use "YOUR milkshake bring MY boys to the yard", and wave your nuts in her face.
#30
Quote by windowmaker
Well, in two minutes I got like over 15 votes on the poll or something, and I think somebody mentioned this thread got stickied (still haven't checked).

So yeah, maybe it's the best hahaha.

Also, I just decided that if Milkshake wins, I'll actually slurp on a milkshake and hand it over to the girl and get her to drink it.

Maybe I'll get a milk moustache and kiss her on the cheek or something too!



I stickied!

I'm waiting for the video And I voted for raining men
#31
It won't be anyway as good as Wammy without a Wammy kid's workout - someone post the gifs of him
#32
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strip to football season is over by bring me the horizon.


Now that's just gay.
"When you're a young, long-haired guitarist, people don't take you seriously." - John Petrucci.

Quote by maskimx
I am really really not proud of this but there was a chubby, African American kid in my preschool, and I called him "Blacky Fatso"
#34
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Wait... TS is a GUY???

*runs out of thread*


wait 4 meee
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#35
48 votes, if the poll can get 70 votes within the next hour I'll post a pic of myself posing in the undies.
"When you're a young, long-haired guitarist, people don't take you seriously." - John Petrucci.

Quote by maskimx
I am really really not proud of this but there was a chubby, African American kid in my preschool, and I called him "Blacky Fatso"
#36
Quote by windowmaker
48 votes, if the poll can get 70 votes within the next hour I'll post a pic of myself posing in the undies.


No thanks.
What will happen if you randomly show someone your imageshack profile...?
Last edited by tattyreagh at Aug 29, 2009,
#39
girls, girls, girls
i think it would be funny
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