#1
Once again, bored. Tell me if thread has already been done.

Rules

1. Write a short story based on the title given by the post above.
2. Post a random word. (Better if it is a noun)
3. If it is no a story and you feel lazy to write that, post lyrics. (Verse)

This may inspire boredom, a book or songwriting.


First title to go: Telephone.
#3
It was ringing, over, and over. The noise an eternal throbbing to my ears, so I hung myself with the telephone cord.

But it was a wireless phone DUNDUNDUN!!
Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#5
Quote by mynamesbetter
who the hell is actually going to do this?!


Well, that guy right before you.

And he did it pretty good.
#6
Quote by mynamesbetter
who the hell is actually going to do this?!


I ****ing will.

I just need a good title to get my inspiration going.


And OP. It won't be short, no matter what you say :3....


Oh, and it won't be of professional quality.

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#8
Quote by osXtiger
I ****ing will.

I just need a good title to get my inspiration going.


And OP. It won't be short, no matter what you say :3....


Oh, and it won't be of professional quality.



A deck of cards, go.

Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#9
Quote by osXtiger
I ****ing will.

I just need a good title to get my inspiration going.


And OP. It won't be short, no matter what you say :3....


Oh, and it won't be of professional quality.


She could feel his cool breath on her neck in the darkness of their erotic sanctuary. As he is about to go down on her, she whispers in his ear...

"Baby, we haven't done this in a while, are you sure you've improved on your, you know... endurance... since last time? I don't want this night to end... prematurely."

His gentle, reassuring whisper resonates through the silence...

"It won't be short, babe. I promise it won't be short. I'm a professional, baby."
#10
M: "You lose again"
N: "Wait another game"
M: "You don't have anything"
N: "I'll bet a night with my wife"

moments....
M: "You lose. Bring her out"
N: "There she is"
(M and wife get it on. M leaves. Wife picks up M and N's cards)
Wife: " N has a fullhouse. He won. Then wtf?"

N on the carpet. Carpet covered with his fap.