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#1
Hey all, I'm sitting in the Ottawa airport waiting for my flight back to Florida. I'm extremely bored, and I only have 15 minutes of free internet before Boingo turns it off.
My question to you is can you entertain me with some awesome/nasty/weird stories to keep me thinking and reading and laughing?
THANKS!
What you cannot escape, you must fight; what you cannot fight, you must endure.
#2
Can't you just fap
Quote by Tango616
Watching a fat kid dance around in a white shirt....wow...Al Gore was right...the glaciers really ARE shifting.


Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
It's because Fassa got banned

RIP Dime
#4
Find a scary pasta about flying? Or an e-book of airframe?
CuSO4

"I don't have an instrument, I don't have a great voice, I just have some nice clothes maybe." paul rutherford
#6
search for "interesting stuff" on the interwebz.

EDIT: +1 to creepypasta about flying
#7
Boners are at an all-time hihg In Ottowa Airport today. Here's Chuck Masterson with the scoop. Chuck. *points towards Chuck*
#9
The best thing you can do is hide something metallic up your shirt when you go through security, and yell "Allahu ackbar!" when they search you.
#11
I recently broke up with my girlfriend, have started drinking again, planned my own death and have written a suicide note...

hope you find that entertaining TS
#12
Lol thx Blue strat.
Lucky should i be scared...?
What you cannot escape, you must fight; what you cannot fight, you must endure.
#13
There's a JunkieRush show at House of Blues in Orlando.


Yer gonna miss it.
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Every thread I've seen you in has been a complete success. Yay you!

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i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

Quote by \m/Angus\m/
Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
#14
Quote by Autumnfallsbest
I've got a story for ya.

well then spill!
What you cannot escape, you must fight; what you cannot fight, you must endure.
#17
maybe you don't get sarcasm.


8 minutes
What you cannot escape, you must fight; what you cannot fight, you must endure.
#18



Too soon?
Quote by Tango616
Watching a fat kid dance around in a white shirt....wow...Al Gore was right...the glaciers really ARE shifting.


Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
It's because Fassa got banned

RIP Dime
#19
in my city there is a fasion chain store called "wanko", yes it is true no lie, hope u fine it entertaining
#20
Last night I did extreme Tequila shots made famous by Steve-O.


Snort a line of salt, take the shot, squeeze lime juice in the eye. Painful as hell. My eye is still red. But that could be from the ganja.
Quote by herby190
Every thread I've seen you in has been a complete success. Yay you!

Quote by theking182
i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

Quote by \m/Angus\m/
Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
#23
there once was a plane
It took off from ottawa
It flew gracefully through the night sky
It moved like a shooting star
After a few hours it neared the runway
Watching the shining lights
The plane lowered and got ready to land
The wheels touch the ground
And the passengers walk down off the plane
And they head off home
Shame you were left behind dwelling in the pit


That was all I had
Hope I made you miss your flight
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
Last edited by padgea7x at Aug 29, 2009,
#24
Quote by Autumnfallsbest
I've got a story for ya.


... you really aren't doing yourself many favours are you?
#25
I recently found out that Budweiser and kickboxing don't mix.
Quote by herby190
Every thread I've seen you in has been a complete success. Yay you!

Quote by theking182
i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

Quote by \m/Angus\m/
Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
#26
btw i have just done circumscition i cant read pron i have to avoid erection
#27
sigged.
CuSO4

"I don't have an instrument, I don't have a great voice, I just have some nice clothes maybe." paul rutherford
#29
Quote by Creamcheeze
maybe you don't get sarcasm.


8 minutes



BURNED.
Camilla Choads.
#30
Quote by Capt_Clarkson


Too soon?


Quote by Tango616
Watching a fat kid dance around in a white shirt....wow...Al Gore was right...the glaciers really ARE shifting.


Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
It's because Fassa got banned

RIP Dime
#33
Quote by imdeth
Well those 15 minutes have gone by and TS is no longer with us



Shame...
Wait.



Roger Waters - 12th May!
#34
Quote by molala2
btw i have just done circumscition i cant read pron i have to avoid erection

And i guess punching yourself in teh d*ck until you pass out is not in the cards huh...
#35
Quote by imdeth
Well those 15 minutes have gone by and TS is no longer with us



It's ok, he'll be back soon
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#36
Quote by padgea7x
It's ok, he'll be back soon


...Really?
C4C
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(or in my profile!)

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#37
Quote by BlisteringDDj
...Really?



Unless his plane crashes then Yeah he'll be back
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#38
Quote by JohnnyV
And i guess punching yourself in teh d*ck until you pass out is not in the cards huh...

Actually, he'd probably have to punch himself fewer times in the d*ck in order to pass out.
So it's probably an optimal time to do so.
#39
I made it to Detroit. Now I have 4 hours to sit on my ass and do nothing.
And I don't appreciate being called a 'he'.
Funny people! Keep going I have all evening... Myahaha!
What you cannot escape, you must fight; what you cannot fight, you must endure.
#40
Quote by Creamcheeze
I made it to Detroit. Now I have 4 hours to sit on my ass and do nothing.
And I don't appreciate being called a 'he'.
Funny people! Keep going I have all evening... Myahaha!


We thought you were dead ;_;

We also thought you have a penis. We were mistaken. So... wonderful weather we're having.
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