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#1
like life or small shops?
i remember that it was 14 years ago that i farted in a really small shop selling pirate porn VCD, the room was flood by guys, and i farted, it was really stink, and folks were giving F words to complaint about it.....
#2
excuse me?
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#6
A+++++++++++ will read again!!!
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#7
I remember back in like 2nd grade the whole class was sitting on the floor watching a movie and I farted... Everybody turned around and it was rle embarrasing...

Edit: wait... Pirate porn...?
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#9
cool


shame no-one cares about farts
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#10
pirate porn?

u were 14 in a pirate porn store?

why am i just finding out about pirate porn

YAR!!!!!!!!!!!
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#11
farting quietly in congested area gives you satisfaction that you cant buy
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farting quietly in congested area gives you satisfaction that you cant buy

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#15
iinspired by this experience i also invented the practice of "tactical farting"
like....some 6 years ago, i was alone in the office, and the central air-conditing was off. and because it was off, my boss room was practically air-seal (you cant open the windows) with the door closed. so what i did i went into his room, farted big, closed the door and leave.
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#16
I farted when i was i baby so my mom queefed.
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#17
Troll much?

Also, nothing better than farting quietly in a small room with a bunch of people, and then help asking: Who'd do that?
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#18
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pirate porn?

u were 14 in a pirate porn store?

why am i just finding out about pirate porn

YAR!!!!!!!!!!!


oh year they were operated by gangsters they were everywhere in the city i live, i remember that at that time you can get one porn VCD at 7.5 USD, and you got 4 at 14.
#20
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pirate porn?

u were 14 in a pirate porn store?

why am i just finding out about pirate porn

YAR!!!!!!!!!!!

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Seriously mate, excellent movie.

The plot and the acting are sound too.
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#21
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pirate porn?

u were 14 in a pirate porn store?

why am i just finding out about pirate porn

YAR!!!!!!!!!!!

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#22
now they have this BT thing and you download the whole disc from the net, and no one is selling pirate porn anymore....its good that you get free porn (a major contribution to humanity) but i just miss farting in a congested porn store
#23
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it was really stink
lol u guise, it was really stink.
#24
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now they have this BT thing and you download the whole disc from the net, and no one is selling pirate porn anymore....its good that you get free porn (a major contribution to humanity) but i just miss farting in a congested porn store

In that case, you'll just have to go to a lapdancing club, and let a ripper off about 30s after she starts your personal dance.
#25
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farting quietly in congested area gives you satisfaction that you cant buy


This is true, doing it in the middle of a crowded street is good too. Because you get further down the road and hear "Ah God, what is that?!" ... man, i'm mature.
#26
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This is true, doing it in the middle of a crowded street is good too. Because you get further down the road and hear "Ah God, what is that?!" ... man, i'm mature.

You should have been at my brother's stag do.
One of his mates had been on the lash the night before, and by the time we got to a club(via a Mexican restaurant), he was... impressive.
The place was absolutely packed. With the exception of these circles of empty space which tended to form wherever he had just been.
#27
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lol u guise, it was really stink.

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#28
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You should have been at my brother's stag do.
One of his mates had been on the lash the night before, and by the time we got to a club(via a Mexican restaurant), he was... impressive.
The place was absolutely packed. With the exception of these circles of empty space which tended to form wherever he had just been.


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#29
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Troll much?

Also, nothing better than farting quietly in a small room with a bunch of people, and then help asking: Who'd do that?


I do that a lot!

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#32
My brother farted in blockbuster and walked into the next aisle. He went back about 15 seconds later, to find an old lady spraying a can of air freshener.
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#33
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lol u guise, it was really stink.


failed attempt to make the new brang?

i did lol though.
#34
IT WAS REALLY STINK

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#36
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Grammer?

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and i farted, it was really stink
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