#1
Right so I've been overweight basically my whole life. I sometimes have trouble moving around, getting up and stuff like that. I never really thought about doing anything about my weight untill today. This morning when I woke up and walked to my bathroom as I usually do. But today I got half way through my door and couldn't get any further. I had got wedged in my bathroom door. My hips are now bruised from trying to force myself through. So now I have decided to go through the door sideways.

Do you have any similar experiances?
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#3
Quote by IAMREALLYCOOL
Right so I've been overweight basically my whole life. I sometimes have trouble moving around, getting up and stuff like that. I never really thought about doing anything about my weight untill today. This morning when I woke up and walked to my bathroom as I usually do. But today I got half way through my door and couldn't get any further. I had got wedged in my bathroom door. My hips are now bruised from trying to force myself through. So now I have decided to go through the door sideways.

Do you have any similar experiances?


Well... that's one kind of wake-up call
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#5
Yes.
I once got so overweight, that I broke a gantry over a tank of radioactive gas that I'd failed to vent while working from home. Thankfully, my lardy ass stopped it exploding somehow, but it was hours before I got out.
#6
^ Look at his profile picture, he's lying
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#7
no....no i havent

being 5'11' and 120lbs FTW
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#10
Quote by IAMREALLYCOOL
Right so I've been overweight basically my whole life. I sometimes have trouble moving around, getting up and stuff like that. I never really thought about doing anything about my weight untill today. This morning when I woke up and walked to my bathroom as I usually do. But today I got half way through my door and couldn't get any further. I had got wedged in my bathroom door. My hips are now bruised from trying to force myself through. So now I have decided to go through the door sideways.

Do you have any similar experiances?

How about losing some weight? Would that not be a better option?
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#11
Once I bumped my elbow on the door frame when I was walking through it. It hurt a bit.
#14
I often get stuck in doorways due to my immense muscular shoulders.


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#17
I actually had an accident at my house today, too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxLR0V-nt5I
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#18
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*megaman derp*

Not gonna lie, I'm giggling pretty hard at this pic right now.

Anyway, no, that's never happened to me. You see, I'm pretty damn slim.
#19
Do you gain like inches on the waist daily?
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#22
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Yes.
I once got so overweight, that I broke a gantry over a tank of radioactive gas that I'd failed to vent while working from home. Thankfully, my lardy ass stopped it exploding somehow, but it was hours before I got out.


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#24
very fake but i lol'd
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#25
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no....no i havent

being 5'11' and 120lbs FTW


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#26
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How about losing some weight? Would that not be a better option?


Not until I can't fit through the door sideways
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#27
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Not until I can't fit through the door sideways


If you weren't convinced this was a troll in the beginning, I hope this clears things up.
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#28
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no....no i havent

being 5'11' and 120lbs FTW

You need to eat, that's far too skinny for your height.