#1
What the ****. I was turning on a light and bumped my guitar and the ****er fell into my coffee table and hit it right on the back of the neck by the seventh fret I could ****in kill something right now. The neck was in perfect shape and felt amazing now it has a goddamn dent in it right in the ****ing middle of the neck
#2
lol im glad
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#3
**** man I hate it when that **** happens it ****ing **** pisses me the **** off.

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#4
Hug????
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#5
BATTLE SCARRRRR

its cool man youll learn to love it
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#6
pics or it didn't happen
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#7
Hug It Out Man!
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#8
**** that ****ing **** mother ****er I ****ing can't ****ing believe that you would ****ing cuss so ****ing much about this ****. And **** man, fix your ****ing strat! **** ****er! ****!
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***************real*******counter***spaceship***serious*** assface****retard****really?
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Cost it what it will
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Did the wrong thing still
#11
pics or gtfo
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#13
just blame it on the jews like i did and fender will give you a new one
#14
Quote by drunkass
What the ****. I was turning on a light and bumped my guitar and the ****er fell into my coffee table and hit it right on the back of the neck by the seventh fret I could ****in kill something right now. The neck was in perfect shape and felt amazing now it has a goddamn dent in it right in the ****ing middle of the neck
Your username fits very well with this post...
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#17
were you drunk?
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#19
Well...that picture sure is.....yeah.
CYMRU


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#20
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just blame it on the jews like i did and fender will give you a new one

So can I break guitars, blame myself, and get new ones for free?
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#22
My guitars have their fair share of bumps and bruises too, it gives them character and a story! You'll learn to love it, trust me.
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#23
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Your username fits very well with this post...



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#24
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My guitars have their fair share of bumps and bruises too, it gives them character and a story! You'll learn to love it, trust me.


I have a 40 year old acoustic I got from my dad, it has dents and marks all over it and I wouldn't want it any other way.
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#27
I've dented all of my headstocks, it sucks at first but then you don't care.
#28
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pics or it didn't happen

beet me too it


EDIT:
*looks at username*
me thinks your a troll and made an elaborate hoax to join just to post this, but you did it years later so noone would expect you to be a troll

EDIT2:still just registered user, no sig or avatar...

143 profile views in 3 years

you put this up not long ago, but havent been on for a month



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Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
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#29
Just put some Wood Filler or whatever it's called in the dent and then put a finish over it, sorted.
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#31
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Swearing isn't going to fix it.

Neither will speaking politely.
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#35
If it bothers you that much and/or hinders your playing, just buy a replacement neck.


Problem solved.
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#36
Quote by drunkass
What the ****. I was turning on a light and bumped my guitar and the ****er fell into my coffee table and hit it right on the back of the neck by the seventh fret I could ****in kill something right now. The neck was in perfect shape and felt amazing now it has a goddamn dent in it right in the ****ing middle of the neck

my dog knocked over my guitar stand causing my les paul to break at the headstock
#37
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**** man I hate it when that **** happens it ****ing **** pisses me the **** off.

lol i cwutudidthere
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#38
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my dog knocked over my guitar stand causing my les paul to break at the headstock

ouch.
My bassist's cabinet fell on mine and broke the headstock. I glued and clamped it, put in a couple screws, and now it plays fine.
#39
Dude,
EVERY guitar has a battle scar. What if your strat gets stolen? Then you can say to the cops "The one with the dent in the neck by the 7th fret!". THEN they will know what your talking about and be able to identify it.
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