Heterosexual women and homosexual men of UG: What do you like about males?

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#1
I'm just interested in what sorts of men you go for.


GO!

a) physical aspect
b) mental aspect

And mention why you like such.
Last edited by Z_cup_boy at Aug 30, 2009,
#2
I go for all sorts of guys. "Boy" is pretty much my type.
But if I hadddd to peg one, it'd be the rocker/metal type. With the long dark hair, tattoos/piercings.. dayumm.

As far as the mental aspect, I like them to be of average intelligence or higher. To have good morals, etc.

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#4
One that understands my emotional needs, and physical when I need it.

What?
Paul wrote that part of the Bible, dont look at me.
#7
1. Penis
2. Brain penis


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One that understands my emotional needs, and physical when I need it.

What?
Paul wrote that part of the Bible, dont look at me.


I died laughing.
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#9
Well personally, I appreciate when they let me out of the kitchen. Slicing bread and cooking meat all day is such a hassle. Also, I can't have a man leaving the toilet seat up. What do you do, expect me to look?! And when I'm on my period anything I do in that week doesn't count. I want a sensitive man who's not afraid to cry.

>_>
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Well personally, I appreciate when they let me out of the kitchen. Slicing bread and cooking meat all day is such a hassle. Also, I can't have a man leaving the toilet seat up. What do you do, expect me to look?! And when I'm on my period anything I do in that week doesn't count. I want a sensitive man who's not afraid to cry.

>_>

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Why do you ask?


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#14
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beards make you look homeless...>_>

Says the person with a beard!


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#15
a) Tall, muscular, beards are hawt, etc., etc., etc.
b) Smart, funny, kind



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Originally Posted by jgbsmith
Guys, guys - put your penises away, we have a lady in the house!
#16
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a) Tall, muscular, beards are hawt, etc., etc., etc.
b) Smart, funny, kind




Ah, can you tell us why?
#17
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Ah, can you tell us why?

Truly, no. I like what I like and I don't know why. .-.

EDIT: I got a proper answer. Tall, muscular, and occasional facial hair are common on the typical man. So I find it manly. However, being smart, kind, and funny means they're social and not a total douche, like a lot of men are.


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Originally Posted by jgbsmith
Guys, guys - put your penises away, we have a lady in the house!
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#20
what do I like about men?


Nothing, physically. I don't mate with them xD
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#21
Ah, men.


On physically appealing traits, it's the masculinity, first and foremost. The fact that they're rough and solid is awesome. (That isn't necessarily referring to the state of their dick, you asshole ಠ_ಠ I appreciate how they don't obsess over their appearance like girls do, yet manage to remain dead sexy somehow. Guys just have this casual demeanor that kicks ass. I like how guys have this protective instinct. Their natural dominance too. And they're always reliable when you need help with some physical trouble -- can't lift that furniture, can't open that pickle jar, can't reach that book on the high shelf, can't figure out how to fix something? Just get a guy, they have these fucking magic superpowers that enable them to make everything right. I'm super cereal. Even a lot of frail/weak looking guys are mysteriously super strong and able. I don't understand it, but I love it.

Guys are awesome because they're so simple. Even the most interesting of guys who thinks deep and complicated isn't picky and whiny. They're rational. They can comfort you easily by either holding you and making you feel safe or saying things that just make so much sense (or a combination ). Also, they're oblivious, and that's often a good thing. Guys almost never have drama problems. Best of all, most guys are funny or at least can sense humor.

I could go on. In fact I might add to this later


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If you're not a hetero girl or homo guy, I recommend you become one nao, because men > women. I'm cereal


On the other hand, there are plenty of guys that don't fit my description at all. But those are not even considered guys to me. They're considered lame-ass Tupperwares of douche, which FYI is a completely different gender.
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#23
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Ah, men.


On physically appealing traits, it's the masculinity, first and foremost. The fact that they're rough and solid is awesome. (That isn't necessarily referring to the state of their dick, you asshole ಠ_ಠ I appreciate how they don't obsess over their appearance like girls do, yet manage to remain dead sexy somehow. Guys just have this casual demeanor that kicks ass. I like how guys have this protective instinct. Their natural dominance too. And they're always reliable when you need help with some physical trouble -- can't lift that furniture, can't open that pickle jar, can't reach that book on the high shelf, can't figure out how to fix something? Just get a guy, they have these fucking magic superpowers that enable them to make everything right. I'm super cereal. Even a lot of frail/weak looking guys are mysteriously super strong and able. I don't understand it, but I love it.

Guys are awesome because they're so simple. Even the most interesting of guys who thinks deep and complicated isn't picky and whiny. They're rational. They can comfort you easily by either holding you and making you feel safe or saying things that just make so much sense (or a combination ). Also, they're oblivious, and that's often a good thing. Guys almost never have drama problems. Best of all, most guys are funny or at least can sense humor.

I could go on. In fact I might add to this later


BOYS FTW

If you're not a hetero girl or homo guy, I recommend you become one nao, because men > women. I'm cereal


On the other hand, there are plenty of guys that don't fit my description at all. But those are not even considered guys to me. They're considered lame-ass Tupperwares of douche, which FYI is a completely different gender.

This. 100% this.


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Originally Posted by jgbsmith
Guys, guys - put your penises away, we have a lady in the house!
#24
Well, from what I've noticed, women like men who treat them like shit.
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One that understands my emotional needs, and physical when I need it.

What?
Paul wrote that part of the Bible, dont look at me.

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#26
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Ah, men.


On physically appealing traits, it's the masculinity, first and foremost. The fact that they're rough and solid is awesome. (That isn't necessarily referring to the state of their dick, you asshole ಠ_ಠ I appreciate how they don't obsess over their appearance like girls do, yet manage to remain dead sexy somehow. Guys just have this casual demeanor that kicks ass. I like how guys have this protective instinct. Their natural dominance too. And they're always reliable when you need help with some physical trouble -- can't lift that furniture, can't open that pickle jar, can't reach that book on the high shelf, can't figure out how to fix something? Just get a guy, they have these fucking magic superpowers that enable them to make everything right. I'm super cereal. Even a lot of frail/weak looking guys are mysteriously super strong and able. I don't understand it, but I love it.

Guys are awesome because they're so simple. Even the most interesting of guys who thinks deep and complicated isn't picky and whiny. They're rational. They can comfort you easily by either holding you and making you feel safe or saying things that just make so much sense (or a combination ). Also, they're oblivious, and that's often a good thing. Guys almost never have drama problems. Best of all, most guys are funny or at least can sense humor.

I could go on. In fact I might add to this later


BOYS FTW

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#27
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Ah, men.


On physically appealing traits, it's the masculinity, first and foremost. The fact that they're rough and solid is awesome. (That isn't necessarily referring to the state of their dick, you asshole ಠ_ಠ I appreciate how they don't obsess over their appearance like girls do, yet manage to remain dead sexy somehow. Guys just have this casual demeanor that kicks ass. I like how guys have this protective instinct. Their natural dominance too. And they're always reliable when you need help with some physical trouble -- can't lift that furniture, can't open that pickle jar, can't reach that book on the high shelf, can't figure out how to fix something? Just get a guy, they have these fucking magic superpowers that enable them to make everything right. I'm super cereal. Even a lot of frail/weak looking guys are mysteriously super strong and able. I don't understand it, but I love it.

Guys are awesome because they're so simple. Even the most interesting of guys who thinks deep and complicated isn't picky and whiny. They're rational. They can comfort you easily by either holding you and making you feel safe or saying things that just make so much sense (or a combination ). Also, they're oblivious, and that's often a good thing. Guys almost never have drama problems. Best of all, most guys are funny or at least can sense humor.

I could go on. In fact I might add to this later


BOYS FTW

If you're not a hetero girl or homo guy, I recommend you become one nao, because men > women. I'm cereal


On the other hand, there are plenty of guys that don't fit my description at all. But those are not even considered guys to me. They're considered lame-ass Tupperwares of douche, which FYI is a completely different gender.



I'm absolutely adverse to women who appreciate super hero men.


I'm so sorry guys who feel like they have to appeal to this bullocks.

Oh yeah and eff the part I bolded.
#28
I want a man who loves to eat me out.

but anyways: skinny,tall, well built, funny, smart, sensitive but not a pussy, tough but not a dick, confident but...not a dick, masculine, yet delicate.

There, that is the perfect man.
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#29
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I'm absolutely adverse to women who appreciate super hero men.

In some form I agree. I like some of the features she mentioned, but some was kinda blown out of proportion (don't think that's the right phrase ), such as the thing about having men do things you can't.

I'm so sorry guys who feel like they have to appeal to this bullocks.

I certainly don't.

Oh yeah and eff the part I bolded.

I have to agree with this.


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Originally Posted by jgbsmith
Guys, guys - put your penises away, we have a lady in the house!
#30
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I want a man who loves to eat me out.

but anyways: skinny,tall, well built, funny, smart, sensitive but not a pussy, tough but not a dick, confident but...not a dick, masculine, yet delicate.

There, that is the perfect man.

you described Oprah (barring well built)
#32
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In some form I agree. I like some of the features she mentioned, but some was kinda blown out of proportion (don't think that's the right phrase ), such as the thing about having men do things you can't.


I certainly don't.


I have to agree with this.



Eh, it's like nice guys don't stand a chance, or not feeling manly enough.


Of course I have to look at things equally, I love women but I don't love women for specific things that men cannot complete, you know? I don't believe in objectional masculinity or femininity either.

It's a bit unfair for men to be expected to be superheros, I think.
#33
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#34
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*long description of manliness*


I'm none of that. In fact, I'm about as manly as a woman who isn't very manly at all.

Sometimes I think I'm just a lesbian in a guy's body as opposed to simply being a straight guy.
#35
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. Even a lot of frail/weak looking guys are mysteriously super strong and able. I don't understand it, but I love it.


that reminded me of myself. Girls always come and ask me to open things or lift things even though Im really skinny but I can always do it.

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I like to do that

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Eh, it's like nice guys don't stand a chance, or not feeling manly enough.


Nice guys don't stand a chance, we always get dumped.
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#36
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Eh, it's like nice guys don't stand a chance, or not feeling manly enough.
It's a bit unfair for men to be expected to be superheros, I think.

This is all very much true.


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Originally Posted by jgbsmith
Guys, guys - put your penises away, we have a lady in the house!
#38
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This is all very much true.


Horrible, really.

We need to..not instill gender roles, (which are entirely socially-bred, by the way).
#39
I didn't mean to come across like that, Z_cup_boy. I was just talking about guys in general. I didn't mean to say men are more capable then women, just that most men are more capable then specifically me at opening jars and moving furniture. It's natural for masculinity to appeal to women, I can't help it. That isn't to say I like all and only macho, "superhero" men. I still appreciate guys that aren't like that. But there's nothing wrong with appreciating guys that are.


And I think EVERY guy has natural manly awesomeness, even if they don't realize it. Manliness isn't limited to muscles and cockiness...in fact that's not even the definition of it. I don't expect manliness, but every guy I meet surprises me by being manly in some way or another, which I love.

Christ, does the word "manly" look funny now?


EDIT: To what you bolded, Z, it was just a joke, no srs bsns.
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#40
If I was a girl, I'd agree with fail, because I wouldn't want some ponce crying about gender roles cos they can't attract women. It's unattractive
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