Poll: What do i do?
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View poll results: What do i do?
Fap
30 12%
Call her and ask her why she did that.
68 26%
Spread a rumor about her
9 3%
Check if your balls are intact
21 8%
All of the above
132 51%
Voters: 260.
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#1
So, I was driving back home with my GF after we had gone to dinner.
We get home and she starts seducing me it eventually leads to her going down my pants.
She slowly starts unzipping my pants and right before shes about to give me a BJ
she says " Here's a new way of getting blue balls." She punches me full force on my nuts and rages out of the house.
Im thinking of calling her and asking why the **** she did that, but then again she just ****ing punched my nuts. She can't be worth it.
Its been an hour since shes left and my nuts hurt so ****ing bad. What do i do?

Ill get a poll up.
#5
your girlfriend is awesome.
If you don't know what you did, you're probably an asshole, or your girlfriend is just an asshole and did it for no reason. EIther way, one of you is an asshole.
#7
Sue.


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#9
Now why would she have reason to do that? You must have done something to piss her off
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#10
Quote by technicolour

If you don't know what you did, you're probably an asshole, or your girlfriend is just an asshole and did it for no reason. EIther way, one of you is an asshole.


this
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#11
YOU JUST GOT PUNCHED IN THE NUTS!!!!!!
ouch that hurts bro

twist her nipples or give her STD's
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#14
Can't you just give yourself a BJ?
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#17
kinky
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#18
this sounds a little made up. If its real call her tomorrow and tell her how good if felt and that you want some more.
Honeybiscuit is here.
#19
Honestly, I'd have probably slapped her in the face. Like, really slapping her. The kind that makes her turn her head and yell.
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#21
God the pit has devolved.
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#22
i fell out of my chair laughing.





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#24
Quote by honeybiscuit
this sounds a little made up. If its real call her tomorrow and tell her how good if felt and that you want some more.


Im not smart enough to make this up, bro.
Ima have to call her.
#26
Had she been drinking at dinner?
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#29
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I don't understand





im not sure why i said that. i am very tired right now.
i changed that post.
#30
I've noticed that one of your poll choices is "Check if your balls are intact" and I'm just going to put this out there... That's the first thing I would do in this situation. Epic Thread though. Good Job.
#35
I'd dump her stupid ass. If that's how she addresses a problem that was obviously so minor that you couldn't even tell something was wrong, she'd probably cut your dick off if she ever felt wronged in a big way.

...on second thought, you should probably stay together for as long as possible.
#36
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That is so obviously bull it's not funny.


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#37
I wish I could find a girl that kinky.
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#38
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That is so obviously bull it's not funny.


Yes, because you're like ****ing physic asshole who can tell whether things are true or not?
I don't have enough time to make up a big ass lie just for laughs.
What i have time for is getting revenge on her ass.
I called her and she said she did that because she was cheating on me and she had to choose if she wanted me or some other douche bag, whom she didn't tell me the name of.
Bitch couldn't have said "Im sorry but i have to break up with you, because im ****ing someone else."
FML

EDIT sorry xaviergray, im POed. bro.
Last edited by lol2theworld at Aug 30, 2009,
#39
Quote by lol2theworld
Yes, because you're like ****ing physic asshole who can tell whether things are true or not?
I don't have enough time to make up a big ass lie just for laughs.
What i have time for is getting revenge on her ass.
I called her and she said she did that because she was cheating on me and she had to choose if she wanted me or some other douche bag, whom she didn't tell me the name of.
Bitch couldn't have said "Im sorry but i have to break up with you, because im ****ing someone else."
FML


Sounds like someone has some uterus to go punch.
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#40
Quote by lol2theworld
Yes, because you're like ****ing physic asshole who can tell whether things are true or not?
I don't have enough time to make up a big ass lie just for laughs.
What i have time for is getting revenge on her ass.
I called her and she said she did that because she was cheating on me and she had to choose if she wanted me or some other douche bag, whom she didn't tell me the name of.
Bitch couldn't have said "Im sorry but i have to break up with you, because im ****ing someone else."
FML

EDIT sorry xaviergray, im POed. bro.

WHAAAAAT?
LARGE TEXT
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