#1
So it's my sisters 21st Birthday and she's having a party with family friends and my parents want me to make a speech. Thinking it would write itself, it didnt and the party starts in a few hours. What should I say pit?
Originally Posted by smb
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#3
use the excuse that your too drunk too give a speech, after all its a 21st b-day. or jus happy birthday sis, yup
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#4
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use the excuse that your too drunk too give a speech, after all its a 21st b-day. or jus happy birthday sis, yup


Can't I'm 15 and my parents will kill me if they find me drinking. Besides my little brother is writing a speech so I have to top it
Originally Posted by smb
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#5
say, i love u....now u can buy me beer
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#6
geeet drunnnk, do a line
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#7
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Can't I'm 15 and my parents will kill me if they find me drinking. Besides my little brother is writing a speech so I have to TAP HIM

you disqusting lil boy
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#8
"So, sis, here it is, your 21st...
And may I say, you've turned into a good one.
Matter of fact... "

*fap fap fap*
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#10
In Australia we can legally drink at 18 but we pretty much start at 15
Originally Posted by smb
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#11
"Hello everyone, as you may know, it is my sister's 21st birthday party. I was planning on giving a speech, but I lost my virginity to her on the limo ride here. Sorry for poppin' your cherry, sweetie."
#12
Sister, I have admired you for years, ever since I can remember I can remember you being a sweet soul with a kind face. Since you started puberty and turning into a woman, I couldn't stop thinking about your luscious body. When you were out partying, I was sniffing around your lingerie drawer and stealing your possessions for a shrine I was creating in my closet.

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#13
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Originally Posted by smb
I'm an arrogant bastard - I thought I was good before I'd plucked a note. I was right, of course.

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#14
You got any noodz of your sis?


Oh wait...she's 21?....erm...


and you're 15?

Hm....you got any noods of yourself?
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You got any noodz of your sis?


Oh wait...she's 21?....erm...


and you're 15?

Hm....you got any noods of yourself?


#18
You could be a douche and crack the 'oh by the way, can you buy me some beer now?' joke at the end of it. That might distract them from the bad speech (if you give a bad one).
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You could be a douche and crack the 'oh by the way, can you buy me some beer now?' joke at the end of it. That might distract them from the bad speech (if you give a bad one).


Hmmm out of everything posted I might actually use something based around this
Originally Posted by smb
I'm an arrogant bastard - I thought I was good before I'd plucked a note. I was right, of course.

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#22
Make a speech where you act like it's completely normal to have awkward feelings for your sister.

"Growing up together, as the years went by, I found myself spending many a night staring one handed at pictures of her. But hey, we've all had crushes on our sisters at some point, right? Mazel tov."

Or just walk up to her and open mouth kiss her with everyone staring at you.
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#23
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Or just walk up to her and open mouth kiss her with everyone staring at you.



This.
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In Australia we can legally drink at 18 but we pretty much start at 15


Yeah, we can at 21 but we start at 12...

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#25
1. Steal brother's speech
2. Make a copy
3. Make the copy better
4. Give the original back
5. ???
6. Better speech than your brother's

That includes that it had to be written. If not, make him "practice" it with you and take inspiration.
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#26
Well, you're 21 now, and I now have the pleasure of knowing what it's like being with an older woman. Now make me a sandwich woman!