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you consider googling where your keys are. Sadly I just very briefly thought about doing that...
#3
You've been sitting on your ass for so long, it starts to hurt so you check webMD to make sure you don't have hemroids.
All my friends are Imaginary


"There was much of the beautiful,
much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible,
and not a little of that which might have excited disgust"


Swan Song
A Story by the Earl of Slander
#4
When you break something IRL and you try and Ctrl + Z in your head.
#6
Quote by ctb
When you break something IRL and you try and Ctrl + Z in your head.


I've done that.
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#7
lol i bet google will tell you where they are too or come up with "Did you mean: Who has my keys?"
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


Quote by ilikepirates
ilikeyou.

not hated
#9
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
When you require the use of the internet to power your heart and respiratory organs.


This
#12
When you act much tougher than you really are when people disagree with your opinions ...
#13
Not really an internet dependency, but similar story..

Upon multiple occasions, I've thought about calling things I've lost around the house. (like how you would call your phone to find it.)

last.fm: last.fm/thrashmetal101
follow me on twitter
Quote by Sonicxlover
Emotionally, it makes me feel good. Physically, it makes me feel good.
#14
ive typed my msn password into a microwave
Quote by Valid12891
I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

Quote by _Ixnay_
In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.


Book of shadows 2?
O_o
#15
Quote by thrashmetal101
Not really an internet dependency, but similar story..

Upon multiple occasions, I've thought about calling things I've lost around the house. (like how you would call your phone to find it.)



This
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#18
When you won't go out to hang out with your friends because you have to stay on UG and follow a popular thread all night.
#19
Quote by fretsofthebeast
ive typed my msn password into a microwave


"Error 43248287: Failed to sign into microwave. See troubleshooting for help."
#21
You know you're dependant on the internet when you're about to ask someone for help in a shoe store and in your head you're thinking "Nike shoes +size 14 +price".
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#22
You see an underlined word and you touch it with your hand to open it.
#23
You've asked strangers who fone was.
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#24
A stranger on the Pit is the one to inform you that you've spelt 'dependent' wrongly.


Yes, I use a Squier bass.


Quote by ccam555
0/10.

- Looking to improve this somewhat.
#27
When you get to the top of a hill, realise it's not as high as you thought and proclaim "I am disappoint!"
Quote by IDon'tLoveYou
FINALLY!

THANK YOU!

Was waiting for ages for the penis.




Quote by guitar-guy01
i'm in ireland, we're neutral, we won't fight unless its for a day off or alcohol

Nihilism doesn't exist...
Last edited by mentalrazorback at Aug 30, 2009,
#29
When you regularly quote philosoraptor to back you up in arguments.
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#30
When you hold up a pear infront of something you don't understand, and exclaim "LOL WUT".
#31
When you think of people handing out fliers as "spambots".
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#33
When you fap extremely frequently and vigorously, just to try and cum blood.

I mean, it's not like I ever tried it or anything... just saying.

>.>
#36
When you ask asians to do the asianface.
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#39
When you ask, "I Can Has Cheezburger?" to the guy in the burger van.
#40
Quote by ctb
When you ask, "I Can Has Cheezburger?" to the guy in the burger van.
When your main motivation for buying a kitteh was to make image macros

>_>

<_<
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