#5
It makes sleeves of all of us.
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#6
i've heard it increases your penis size by 3 inches.
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#9
Quote by daytripper75
Take out of box, place directly in toilet.


+1 for reference


Jim Gaffigan- Hot Pockets!!!
#10
Quote by daytripper75
Take out of box, place directly in toilet.


+1 for reference
I know it, but I'm not going to tell you where it's from because I don't need your praise.


Gaffigan

The sleeve is supposed to make it crispy or something.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#11
Quote by element4433
I know it, but I'm not going to tell you where it's from because I don't need your praise.


Gaffigan

The sleeve is supposed to make it crispy or something.


I got it first!

And yes, the sleeve makes it non-rubbery or something like that.
#13
Maybe you can hold something you just heated up without hurting your hands! ZOMG brilliant!!

Now you no longer have to wait after microwaving your ****!
#14
It causes the center of the pocket to remain frozen while everything else becomes hot lava.
#16
It's an insulating sleeve, which allows you to heat your convenience snack up to full helmet-melting temperature that bit faster, and handle said snack so you can f*ck it as soon as it comes out of the microwave.
#17
It inserts a microchip into your hot pocket so the government can control your mind.

IT ZAP YO BRAAAAAAAIN!!!!
#18
Quote by Manimosity
It causes the center of the pocket to remain frozen while everything else becomes hot lava.


this is actually true. never use the sleeves.

but then again, why eat hot pockets in the first place?
"take your form
be my fear, be my hope
be the indication
if i'm right or wrong

take your most dreadful form
and let it be known"
he provided assurance
#19
Quote by gavincandance
this is actually true. never use the sleeves.

but then again, why eat hot pockets in the first place?

Masochism?
#21
The new, folding cooking sleeve wastes 1.4 seconds of my life every time I choose to make a hot/lean pocket/croissant. Although I will always delight in the taste of a delicious hot/lean pocket/croissant, the new, folding cooking sleeve is a down syndrome sibling to the original, non-folding cooking sleeve.


Ne me quitte pas mon chere.
#22
bread normally dries out and gets hard. the sleeve probably helps keep the moister from cooking out the bread.