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#1
physically and mentally?


This is inspired by my other thread about the attraction of men


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#5
Not open to the bi women of UG?
I see how it is
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#6
Physically?

Proportional body, I'm a boob guy, so decent sized boobs, no blonde hair, preferably short.

Personality?

Nice, smart, and understanding.

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VHT Deliverance

#7
A silly, smart girl who listens to Debussy and loves travelling.

The closest I've come was a girl who liked twillight and well... you can see why that didn't work out.
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#8
My penis

EDIT: Fuck you, Toolshed.
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#9
Quote by Kensai
A silly, smart girl who listens to Debussy and loves travelling.

The closest I've come was a girl who liked twillight and well... you can see why that didn't work out.

You're a womanizer
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#10
My vagina
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#11
She needs to make a hell of a meatloaf. And also never question my authoritah
#12
One who takes care of me when I'm sick. And lets me squeeze her hand when I have scalpels and pliers in my knee.
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#14
funny + cute + intelligent.

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#15
Smart and funny. Preferably not higher than me, as I am 2m tall, and it would be really odd for me to look up to see face/boobs.
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#16
Physically: Attractive to me... though to specify tall (but shorter than me), in shape (but not like those Mrs. Olympia women) and dark hair.

Mentally: Able to keep up a conversation about politics and shares similar intrests.

all in all seems like pretty simple stuff.
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#17
She has to have decent looks and not be a completely closed off, ignorant moron.
#18
Two things that I really love about girls are their eyes and their legs. Thankfully my girlfriend has both beautiful eyes and beautiful legs.

Oh and a nice smile. I'm a sucker for a beautiful smile.
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#19
Quote by vintage x metal
You're a womanizer


Yeah, but I'm talking girlfriend material

I honestly haven't thought about this so much, but really a girl who could play chopin or debussy =
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#20
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Smart and funny. Preferably not higher than me, as I am 2m tall, and it would be really odd for me to look up to see face/boobs.

If you're 2m tall, she'd have to be a total f*cking mutant for her boobs to be higher up thatn you(while you're both standing).
#22
Quote by Kensai
A silly, smart girl who listens to Debussy and loves travelling.

The closest I've come was a girl who liked twillight and well... you can see why that didn't work out.


Sounds like me
#23
A pulse, though not required.
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#24
Blonde (for some reason), not a giant, decent leg/ass combo, actually a women. Standard stuff really.

Mentally; Not an idiot, somewhat impulsive, finds me funny, is funny aswell. Not a serial killer. Also standard stuff.
#25
*read posts*
*looks at post "what women look into men( or w/e it's name)*
Hey, our lists are way shorter than theirs >.<
Cookie monster genocide my nation! HE MUST DIE MENS

Art is never finished it is only abandoned.

Real mitalhead don't give a f**k if it is Wensday or a dick in the a**
#26
For her to be able to accept me for who I Really am
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#27
I find a lot of girls want super hero men.

It isn't fair

I wonder what gay girls want in other girls...hopefully not the same thing hetero women want in men.
#28
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*read posts*
*looks at post "what women look into men( or w/e it's name)*
Hey, our lists are way shorter than theirs >.<

No sh*t.
#29
Quote by Kensai
Yeah, but I'm talking girlfriend material

I honestly haven't thought about this so much, but really a girl who could play chopin or debussy =

I'm not a huge fan of Romantic composers
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#30
intelligence is really important to me, along with sense of humor. physically, i don't know, there are infinite ways a girl can look good.


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#31
Well, in an ideal world, it would be this:
1. Democrat
2. Holdsworth fan
3. loves hockey
4. hot (doesn't matter how she looks, as long as I think she's hot)
5. plays and instrument or sings, and does it well
6. opinionated
7. strong, but not uber-feminist
8. not a smoker, not much of a drinker
9. doesn't mind the fact that I don't drive
10. mature, but still with a good sense of humor
11. 5'6''-ish in height
12. not necessarily religious, but not uber-atheistic
13. can plan Ultimate
14. some (non-stupid) tattoos and/or piercings
15. doesn't over-do makeup
16. HUUUUUUUUGE Springsteen fan
17. open minded about everything
18. passionate
19. not shy in any way
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#32
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I'm not a huge fan of Romantic composers


surely you jest?

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#33
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What do I want most in a woman?


My penis.

Classic.


You don't know what you want in women. A woman will present and if things work out, you'll find out what you search for in her.

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and the words kept falling onto pages.
Without the loss we can't go on
and with the loss we became strong.

#34
Shy. Innocent. Loyal. Cute. Needs to be creative in some way, preferably musically but painting /whatever is fine too.

And I'm not really picky with looks; as long as I'm attracted, then all is well.
#35
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Any girl that doesn't suck at Soul Calibur.

I used to have a girlfriend that beat me at every video game we played together. But she cheated on me. So it's kinda hard to tell which one outweighed the other.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#36
Pretty, nice eyes, shorter than me, I'm 6ft. Easy to talk to and get along with. Affectionate. No drama queens.
What?
#37
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Sounds like me


Could be more playful

Quote by vintage x metal
I'm not a huge fan of Romantic composers


Seriously? You can listen to something like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceSg2-PYD3M and not like it?
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#38
Quote by Z_cup_boy
I find a lot of girls want super hero men.

It isn't fair

I wonder what gay girls want in other girls...hopefully not the same thing hetero women want in men.


i believe that the "Super hero men" complex is placed within the heads of women via constant social and societal pressure that has permeated since their birth.

However; i think that complex is merely a facade and quickly falls. at least in my experience. I'm not saying i am weak, merely that i do not feign to be anything but what i am which is a regular guy (though i wouldn't mind being a super hero...in time).
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#39
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I find a lot of girls want super hero men.

It isn't fair

why would this concern you?
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#40
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surely you jest?

It's enjoyable to listen to, but... my violin sways me away. What I enjoy playing overwhelms what I enjoy hearing


Easy example - Vivaldi. Wonderful to listen to and horribly boring to play, so I'm turned off.
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