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#1
aight, guys. We all know women like it when you show them who's got the dick in the pants from time to time. what are your little ways of doing this?

mine include, but are not limited to,
-picking her up for no reason and carrying her for a minute or two when we're walking
-kissing her whilst pressing her against a wall
-standing in front of a mirror with her while hugging her from behind to emphasize the size difference

so what do you guys do to keep your pimp hand strong?

#2
...Are you serious?
"If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise don't even start..."
Charles Bukowski
#4
brutally raping her is one of my specialties
enjoi yourself


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Zeus's beard, I died of laughter
#5
I assert my male dominance by having a large penis, don't know how you other guys do it...
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#6
Quote by BreakingBnj
...Are you serious?

Aren't I always serious?

Quote by Kensai
I assert my male dominance by having a large penis, don't know how you other guys do it...

what if her penis is larger?
#7
I make fun of her penis size.

owait

EDIT: But on topic I do enjoy pressing her up against walls/on the bed and just making out with her.
love is love // return to dust
Last edited by tancanada at Aug 30, 2009,
#8
sometimes i fap, just to keep the hand strong.
when i'm sure it's strong enough, i squeeze her testicles until they pop.
that way, i can be happy knowing my woman isn't a man.
P-I-M-P
#11
I throw rotten fruit at her if she speaks out of turn. Apples are pretty good, they can be both painful and awkward (for her) to clean afterwards ...
#12
Quote by CoreysMonster
what if her penis is larger?

That'll never happen. Trust me
enjoi yourself


Quote by Arrived+Dparted




Zeus's beard, I died of laughter
#13
Ten thousand pimp-slaps a day keep my pimp hand at grossly muscular levels.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#15
Quote by BreakingBnj
...Are you serious?

Yeah, he's serious. I actually like carrying girls around, which is very dominant.



If you want a technique, look up for push&pull (p&p) and cocky&funny (c&f).

The Pickup-Artists (PUAs) have perfected these techniques

Have fun,

Jack
#16
Quote by CoreysMonster
what if her penis is larger?


After I stopped going to thailand that has never been a problem.

Quote by Jack_Sibelius
If you want a technique, look up for push&pull (p&p) and cocky&funny (c&f).


Problem is most males ignore their own, submissive body language over this.
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Last edited by Kensai at Aug 30, 2009,
#17
Quote by CoreysMonster


what if her penis is larger?



if that is the case, then problems will ensue.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#19
Quote by CoreysMonster
aight, guys. We all know women like it when you show them who's got the dick in the pants from time to time. what are your little ways of doing this?

mine include, but are not limited to,
-picking her up for no reason and carrying her for a minute or two when we're walking
-kissing her whilst pressing her against a wall
-standing in front of a mirror with her while hugging her from behind to emphasize the size difference

so what do you guys do to keep your pimp hand strong?




This thread is used purely to show that TS has a girlfriend...


or imagines he has a girlfriend...
Wait.



Roger Waters - 12th May!
#20
Quote by Jack_Sibelius
Yeah, he's serious. I actually like carrying girls around, which is very dominant.



If you want a technique, look up for push&pull (p&p) and cocky&funny (c&f).

The Pickup-Artists (PUAs) have perfected these techniques

Have fun,

Jack

ah, you meant Those-Who-Have-No-Flow

Ba-zing!
#21
One of my housemates forcefed his now ex girlfriend a sandwich. That was pretty damn weird to watch.

It was kinda hot too.

On topic, I offer them tickets to the Gun Show.
Now 100% humour free, in accordance with the rules.

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#22
Beating the hard parts of the video game for her.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#23
I usually do one of two things:

1. Leave her alone and let her cool off for a few days to remind her that I have to be there to keep her warm.

2. Put her back in her box, nail it shut, and leave it in front of the tombstone. Then I take the nails out and drag her home. She usually gets the point of who's the one with the beating heart in the relationship.
#25
I jab her in the back of the head whenever she tries to form an opinion, that usually does the trick
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#26
Just say "No" if she wants something
That'll show her whose in charge.....Doin her works too
#28
Quote by Confusius
Make her wear really baggy clothes and I wear skin tight jeans...


It's the only way.



O.o
#30
Quote by Confusius
Make her wear really baggy clothes and I wear skin tight jeans...


It's the only way.





I wear skintight jeans
love is love // return to dust
#32
Quote by Confusius
If she had a dick the size of a baguette and you had a dick the size of a peanut you'd do the same.


I only date chicks without penises
If your chick has a dingaling than she ain't a chick
#33
Quote by carr4600
I only date chicks without penises
If your chick has a dingaling than she ain't a chick

What the hell are you talking about? You've never taken a sex ed class, have you?
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#34
Quote by Jack Off Jill
What the hell are you talking about? You've never taken a sex ed class, have you?


Dingaling? Some sort of doorbell?
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#37
Quote by Kensai
Dingaling? Some sort of doorbell?

No, the part about girls not having penises.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#38
Quote by jemjabella42
is this what guys really talk about when we're not around?

we also sometimes talk about pokemon.
#39
Yeah, what is he on about?


Some people...


confusEDIT; Curseth my connection, alas I have been too slow again.
Last edited by Confusius at Aug 30, 2009,
#40
I just send her down to Room 101 for a good half hour.

(As if I have a girlfriend )


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