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#1
Ok UG, my parents found a rolled up towel in my room and now they think I've been smoking(which I was). Can you guys come up with any excuses or uses for a rolled up towel that don't sound too weird that I could use?

EDIT: Use for smoking: Putting it under the door so that the smoke doesn't linger into other rooms/hallways.
Last edited by killerswan at Aug 30, 2009,
#2
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#3
You were going to the beach. In your basement.
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#6
to clean up spills...?
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#12
Tell them it's rolled up towel day. Make up a website beforehand so it seems legit.
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#14
If you have a girlfriend, say you were fooling around and whipping her with it. Much less harmful in the long run than smoking.
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#16
1. You needed a towel to dry stuff

2. You wet it and whip intruders with it

3. You were learning to make a towel chicken

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#17
lol say you were smoking pot and using the sploof so the weed smell didnt ruin her amazing house smell of pure cottage cheese and ****
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#19
Quote by El Hilliaro
1. You needed a towel to dry stuff

2. You wet it and whip inruders with it

3. You were learning to make a towel chicken



Sounds somewhat legit. I may actually use that. Thanks.
#20
you used it, then were storing it. You just rolled it up and threw it into a corner and forgot about it
#23
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3. You were learning to make a towel chicken



Oh my God, why?!

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#25
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Apparently I'm retarded, because I don't even see the connection between a rolled up towel and smoking.

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#26
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How do you smoke with a rolled up towel?


You take the weed and line the towel. You then take some white drugs and put them on one end of the rolled up towel, you then hold a lighter at the other end of the towel and snort really hard on the other end. Gets you SUPER high.
#27
the rolled up towel is to blow smoke through so it doesnt stink up the place (for everyone who didnt know)

edit: maybe i was wrong, ive never heard of that^ before
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1. You needed a towel to dry stuff

2. You wet it and whip intruders with it

3. You were learning to make a towel chicken





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#29
A towel was rolled up in your room and they think your smoking? :S
I am confused. Can someone explain?

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the rolled up towel is to blow smoke through so it doesnt stink up the place (for everyone who didnt know)


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You take the weed and line the towel. You then take some white drugs and put them on one end of the rolled up towel, you then hold a lighter at the other end of the towel and snort really hard on the other end. Gets you SUPER high.

wtf how in the world do your parents know about THIS???
must not be so clean themselves

EDIT: dammit I can't believe I fell for that
#31
I still can't even look at that towel chicken picture without laughing.

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wat

#32
Quote by SSDaniel105
You take the weed and line the towel. You then take some white drugs and put them on one end of the rolled up towel, you then hold a lighter at the other end of the towel and snort really hard on the other end. Gets you SUPER high.

someone's a pro
#33
Quote by wicket_nirvana
the rolled up towel is to blow smoke through so it doesnt stink up the place (for everyone who didnt know)



Oh, in that case, I think I might be able to help...


Don't be a complete retard and smoke in the house when they're home. Take a walk or something. Also, stop giving blowjobs to towels.
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#34
The rolled up towel is to blow through. helps kill/mask the smell. Some people add fabric softener sheets also.
#35
"I didn't use that towel, and besides, that's terribly rolled, you do it like this; *does correct technique*"

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#36
I don't see how either...but yeah, chicken towe thing is awesome
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#37
1. Masturbation aid.
2. Used for sex when your girlfriend is bleeding.
3. If you have wooden floors, used in the winter in lieu of socks for warm feets.
4. Dampens sound from guitar practice.
5. It was in there and you were too lazy to get it out.
6. Show them The Union and get high with your parents.

But whatevs.
#38
Put a bar of soap in the rolled-up towel.
Call parents to room/go downstairs to speak to them.
Hit parents in face with soap-in-towel.
Plant loads of rolled-up towels on them.
Call them hypocrites when they come round.
Sorted!

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#39
it was warm/cold in your room and it was warm/cold in the hall (make sure its the opposite though) and you wanted to keep your room that way and to do that you kept the air from escaping under the door
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#40
that chicken is like electrifriying and dry.........
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