#1
okay so I am feeling sick as hell but right now my temperature is dropping back down to normal. How can I keep my body temperature at around 99-100 degrees F? my mom will most likely sit and watch me take my temperature. I have considered fapping right when I wake up to get the blood flowing. any ideas pit?
#3
lol will a hearty fap really increase your temperature by that much?
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lol will a hearty fap really increase your temperature by that much?

yes it will actually. take your temperature before and after fapping. its true
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#9
put your feet in lots of ice, put a lot of scarfs or bandannas around your forehead and keep the rest of your body as nude as possible in a cold place.

The temperature will **** with your body.
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#10
watch ferris beuler's day off. a fever might mean a trip to the hospital, which is a waste of time, and they'll know if you're faking. wrap string around ur wrists tightly to make your hands clammy. then, fake a stomach ache. sometimes looking like crap and not feeling well is enough, regardless of your temperature.
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lol damn it...


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