Poll: Phone sex - yay or nay?
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yay
102 45%
nay
124 55%
Voters: 226.
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#1
So i just got off the phone with my soon-to-be girlfriend, and *cough cough* we had a lot of fun...over the phone. but what i want to know is, should i enjoy the thought of it, or wallow my head in shame for stooping to that level?
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#3
*Very tempted to post the biting pear of salamanca with the caption LOL WUT on it*
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#5
It's sad that you appear so happy about it.

Phone sex = okay
Being happy about phone sex = pathetic

Get a hooker.
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



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touche sir.
#6
*tactical facepalm*
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#8
It's only okay if you're going to actually get sex out of it eventually. Actually, next time you do it, make sure you record her doing it so when she breaks up with you, if she acts like a bitch, you can make her knock it off.
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#9
Quote by Jack Off Jill
It's only okay if you're going to actually get sex out of it eventually. Actually, next time you do it, make sure you record her doing it so when she breaks up with you, if she acts like a bitch, you can make her knock it off.


that is a very non-voilent solution, thanks!
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#10
pics or it didn't happen
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#11
its fine in certain situations.
such as when you can't get any actual action from her.
for example,

if she is two to three states away, phone sex is okay.
if she is right across the street, your carrot you should not beat.


though phone sex implies that their has or will be secks in the future.
be cool, kid.

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#12
Quote by rtfk101
that is a very non-voilent solution, thanks!

You can also use it for future masturbation material if you want to. Just don't EVER let her know you have it. I told my girlfriend I recorded the sound of her having sex, and now she won't even get naked if my microphone is in the bedroom.
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#13
Well, when i do this, I generally get little or no feeling down there, as I have become desensitized, which is good.

But I always make my special friend finish.


Don't be happy about it, it's meaningless. It's like masturbation, only sad.
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#15
LAME....
No substitute for the real thing.
Phone sex is like Splenda artificial sweeter.... sure it's sweet... but it's not quit like the real thing.
Last edited by Vikingx at Aug 31, 2009,
#16
Next time record your convo, listen to it later and lulz will ensue. Post it here for extra lulz.
#17
General consensus says: It's okay to do if the real thing isn't available, but should not be bragged about.
#18
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pics or it didn't happen


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#21
i guess this is a good opportunity to tell a funny story...

my mom recently got diagnosed with breast cancer (not the funny part) and she's been getting a lot of calls from doctors and what not. the other day, I answered the phone while my mom wasn't there, and the doctor said to have her call when she was available. the doctor gave me the number and i scribbled it down on the back of some receipt. my mom came home later and i had her call the doctor. about 25 seconds into the call, she yells 'WHAT THE F*CK' and hangs up. my dad asks her what is wrong, and it turned out she misread a '4' as a '9' and called some phone sex thing to schedule a surgery to schedule an appointment with a surgeon. lol


tl;dr: my mom called a phone sex company instead of a cancer doctor
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#23
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Riiiiight..... lying will get you nowhere.

ugh...fine...

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#24
Quote by keithmoon15
i guess this is a good opportunity to tell a funny story...

my mom recently got diagnosed with breast cancer (not the funny part) and she's been getting a lot of calls from doctors and what not. the other day, I answered the phone while my mom wasn't there, and the doctor said to have her call when she was available. the doctor gave me the number and i scribbled it down on the back of some receipt. my mom came home later and i had her call the doctor. about 25 seconds into the call, she yells 'WHAT THE F*CK' and hangs up. my dad asks her what is wrong, and it turned out she misread a '4' as a '9' and called some phone sex thing to schedule a surgery to schedule an appointment with a surgeon. lol


tl;dr: my mom called a phone sex company instead of a cancer doctor


I lol'd.

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#26
I prefer sexting to phone sex.
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#27
On a related note.... Have you guys seen this really weird movie?


[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#28
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She's still waaaaay out of your league.

yea im more for 16 year old girls (im 16 btw) but you know...you cant find pics of that on google.
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#29
Quote by David_Bowie=GOD
I prefer sexting to phone sex.



is that like, waiting for a text while your phone is up against your taint to pleasure you when it vibrates?
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#30
Quote by keithmoon15
is that like, waiting for a text while your phone is up against your taint to pleasure you when it vibrates?


i thought that only worked on girls


learn something new every day
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#31
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I masterbate while talking to my female friends. Their voices get me off.
... >_>

<_<

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#32
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On a related note.... Have you guys seen this really weird movie?



nope,
looks outrageous though.
what is it?

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#37
Quote by diminishedtobme
*sigh*

we are so pathetic. Wanna make a circle jerk suicide pact.
Eh, might as well. We'll have a better experience than Union Jake. xO
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I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
#38
Quote by keithmoon15
is that like, waiting for a text while your phone is up against your taint to pleasure you when it vibrates?


Its that term the news people use for sending nude pics with cell phones.
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#39
Quote by diminishedtobme
I masterbate while talking to my female friends. Their voices get me off.



^BEGGING TO BE SIGGED
#40
Quote by diminishedtobme
I masterbate while talking to my female friends. Their voices get me off.

This, coupled with your sig...
Well, im sure you're a nice guy. i've never had phone sex but i would imagine it'd be deese. I agree with the dude who said it making you happy is pathetic. It's just something to do if you can't get down with the real thing at that point in time.
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