#1
I accidentally spilt boiling water, for my tea, on my hand.
its all good I got it some ice immediately afterword.

I was just wondering if any of you have any interesting stories about cooking related mishaps?

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#2
One I was making spaghetti, and I added way too much salt to the sauce on accident. To remedy this, I added a ****load of pepper and brown sugar. It was nasty .

EDIT: I also cooked bacon without a shirt on before. Bad idea.
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#3
I put tin foil in the microwave.

Took me a while to realize why the microwave shut down and there was a flame inside.
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#4
i tryed to put some sugar on my cheerios, but turns out it was salt. didn't end well
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#5
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I put tin foil in the microwave.

Took me a while to realize why the microwave shut down and there was a flame inside.


damn.
at least you survived it.
that thing could've blown up.

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#7
I cut the tip of my penis off.

Helpful tip: sex while cooking is NEVER a good idea.
#8
Another one:

One time, my brother made a bowl of oatmeal, and he like to be quite liberal in his cinammon applying. The cinnamon container and the taco seasoning container look exactly alike, as do the spices themselves. The rest is history...
#9
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damn.
at least you survived it.
that thing could've blown up.


Worst part was I was one of those little kids who watched the microwave from up close

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I you for posting this.

<-- Pretty much sums me up

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#10
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Another one:

One time, my brother made a bowl of oatmeal, and he like to be quite liberal in his cinammon applying. The cinnamon container and the taco seasoning container look exactly alike, as do the spices themselves. The rest is history...


I cant think of a pun for this story,
but I know there is a great one out there.

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1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#11
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EDIT: I also cooked bacon without a shirt on before. Bad idea.

noott even. you're just not man enough to man the bacon
enjoi yourself


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