#4
*forbidden fruit*

EDIT: ohhh, now i get it, his son's real name is blanket!

*forbidden fruit*
Go Veg.
#5
Quote by Website
The Home Alone film star is said to have donated sperm to help Jackson create his seven-year-old offspring - real name Prince Michael II - with an unknown surrogate mum, according to the UK's Sun newspaper.


yeah, sounds legit


EDIT: Damn, beaten to it!
Quote by Alix_D
Never heard of Seinfeld, what kind of music do they play? Assuming they use Kramers, it must be heavy!



SAVE GIBSON

#6
Why the hell did he name his kid Blanket?
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.


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#7
Quote by Metallicaxp
Why the hell did he name his kid Blanket?



because he used to suck it so much
#8
Quote by Metallicaxp
Why the hell did he name his kid Blanket?

People try and hide the night
underneath the covers.
People try and hide the light
underneath the covers.

Come on hide your lovers underneath the covers
come on hide your lovers
underneath the covers.

Hidin' from your brothers
underneath the covers,
come on hide your lovers
underneath the covers.
#10
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How has this not been posted yet?
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Also, you agree that I'm awesome and own all your stuff now.
#11
Quote by Metallicaxp
Why the hell did he name his kid Blanket?


Because NOBODY in history before this kid has ever had a weird nickname.

Quote by El Hilliaro
How has this not been posted yet?


Because it's older than the internet.
You're*
Last edited by Survivalism at Aug 31, 2009,
#14
Quote by El Hilliaro
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How has this not been posted yet?
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someone shoop pedobear
#15
Quote by KeepOnRotting
Is Blanket really that much weirder than "Dweezil" and "Moon-Unit"?

Hey, Moon Unit Zappa consisted of some of Dr Evil's most able henchmen.
O wait, the other Moon Unit. Gotcha.
#16
Quote by MightyAl
Hey, Moon Unit Zappa consisted of some of Dr Evil's most able henchmen.
O wait, the other Moon Unit. Gotcha.


Nope, I'm talking about Zappa.
#17
Quote by KeepOnRotting
Nope, I'm talking about Zappa.
No sh*t. I'm glad you pointed that out, because I hadn't got that particular joke from the film until you pointed out the utterly f*cking obvious, Admiral Ackbar.
#20
Quote by MightyAl
No sh*t. I'm glad you pointed that out, because I hadn't got that particular joke from the film until you pointed out the utterly f*cking obvious, Admiral Ackbar.

#21
Quote by RobinTrower12
Did the Fall of Troy write a song about this guy?


he was in a sonic youth video as well