Poll: Would you donate your sperm?
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View poll results: Would you donate your sperm?
Yes
137 65%
No
62 29%
I can't for medical reasons (STD etc)
2 1%
I'm a girl
11 5%
Voters: 212.
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#1
Payment-wise, apparently in the UK donors can be paid for their expenses for taking the trip to donate; and in some parts of the US donors receive actual payment.


But the question is, would you put your little soldiers in the barracks?
#3
I thought in the U.K. it wasn't anonymous anymore... either way


Probably not. In fact, more than likely not.


EDIT: There's just something I find unsettling about it. I mean, it's basically getting paid to fap, but it seems too good...
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#4
Dude, it's like getting paid to fap, you'd have to be crazy not to.


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#5
...well you need excellent genes and a very high IQ so i wouldnt be qualified.


i considered medical testing once though...they offered £800 a week but didnt say what you had to test.
#10
Yeah; I've got an IQ of 130, so I think I can. Problem is, I think in the U.S., the child or the child's mother can actually demand care and/or money from you..... something like that, i don't remember the details.
#12
I totally would.

Could be a way to pick up ladies, too.
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#13
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No.

If that goes through and i was that guy, i would visit the hell out of those kids, just to be a dick.
#14
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No.

if it weren't for this, I would... I mean i'd do it anyway and then getting paid is like, bitchin sweet
#17
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if it weren't for this, I would... I mean i'd do it anyway and then getting paid is like, bitchin sweet

it says in 2/3rds of states theres a law where sperm donors cant be forced to pay child support.
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#18
no, because the procedure for me would involve withdrawing it directly from my testicles (vasectomy FTW) I do have some frozen sperm on file somewhere though.

From an ethical standpoint, I wouldn't have a problem with it really.
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#19
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it says in 2/3rds of states theres a law where sperm donors cant be forced to pay child support.

I hope Wisconsin isn't included in that..... I wonder what their response would be to a 14 year old.
#20
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I hope Wisconsin isn't included in that..... I wonder what their response would be to a 13 year old.


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#21
Ha i'm the only girl! If I was a guy I probably would, although the idea of having a biological child grow up somewhere would be kinda weird..
#22
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Ha i'm the only girl! If I was a guy I probably would, although the idea of having a biological child grow up somewhere would be kinda weird..

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#23
nah. I don't think it's wrong or anything. But I just don't like the idea of it going to some woman I don't know to make kids I'll never know.
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#24
payment plus the chance to overrun the world with little bastards who look like me? sounds like a deal!
#25
I already went to a sperm bank and gave my first sample for testing, to see if it's adequate.

But, I had a wet dream the night before and it says you shouldn't ejaculate for at least 48 hours before :\ Not sure how I'll do

Hopefully find out tomorrow!
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#26
Youre getting paid to fap. Imagine all the money we'd make if all of the Pit got paid for their sperm. seriously. We'd all be ****ing millionaires by now.
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#27
Never, I don't like the thought of my spawn running around without my knowledge. That being said, if my friend who checked it out isn't ****ting me, I couldn't if I wanted to because I don't meet the minimum height requirement.
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#28
Yeah, I would. I'm a fairly intelligent person and I have decent genes so I think I could probably qualify.

As long as I can't be held responsible for whatever outcomes materialize then I'd be fine with it. If a 16-year-old is going to show up at my door demanding Easy-Mac and DVR then I'm going to be a bit pissed.
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#29
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I already went to a sperm bank and gave my first sample for testing, to see if it's adequate.

But, I had a wet dream the night before and it says you shouldn't ejaculate for at least 48 hours before :\ Not sure how I'll do

Hopefully find out tomorrow!

Seriously? Sweet!

As for me, hell yeah. Why not?
#30
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Never, I don't like the thought of my spawn running around without my knowledge. That being said, if my friend who checked it out isn't ****ting me, I couldn't if I wanted to because I don't meet the minimum height requirement.


You have to have pretty good genes, yeah...
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#31
Nope. I wouldn't want to have offspring running around out there that I don't know about. Plus, if I ever wanted a kid, I'd want to have it with someone I'm in love with, and raise the child with them.
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#32
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Seriously? Sweet!

As for me, hell yeah. Why not?


Yeah, I could use the cash, and I like the idea of it. Some people who really want kids can't have them, unfortunately.
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#33
Nope I wouldn't do it...mainly because I'm a girl, but even if I wasnt...I still wouldn't do it
#34
actually, i don't know if i'd want to take the time to stop doing drugs just to do this. i'm pretty sure that's an important thing they test for
#35
If I wasn't a girl then maybe, do they have egg banks?...


I wonder if anyone fell for my trap *maniacal laughter*
EDIT: No I wouldn't donate and has anyone else seen the Fresh Prince where Will thinks about donating, I can't risk my kid getting famous.
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#36
"Part of the decision came down because he was so involved with them," Ms. Jacob said yesterday. "It wasn't that he went to the (sperm) bank and that was it. They called him Papa."

The process was very informal -- Ms. Jacob was inseminated at home.

The guy who had to pay child support was not a real sperm donor, didn't go to sperm bank or anything

EDIT: misinterpreted quote. That's outrageous that they're forcing him to pay (even though he died, so I guess he dodged a bullet there)

and to answer question, yes, why the hell not?
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#37
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The guy who had to pay child support was not a real sperm donor, didn't go to sperm bank or anything

Artificial insemination on the black market?

I was wondering why walmart was all out of turkey basters
#38
So all the people voting Yes would want potentially hundreds of your kids running around?
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#39
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So all the people voting Yes would want potentially hundreds of your kids running around?



Yeah, I'm nearly perfect :\
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#40
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So all the people voting Yes would want potentially hundreds of your kids running around?

ewww that made me think of all the potential incest that could happen
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