#1
What are the biggest deal breakers for you guys (and girls) when dating someone? Does it matter how many people they've slept with? etc.

For me since I'm still pretty young, rips and girls who've sucked major dick are a no go for me. I will always think about how a penis was in her mouth before my tongue was and I'm possibly taking in dried cum from inside her mouth. /paranoid

What are some deal breakers for you guys?
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if she runs her fingers through my curly hair.


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if she runs her fingers through my curly hair.


Gets me off every time.

poor guy, he's never gonna live that down.
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#6
yeah the blowjob thing kills me. its just nasty kissing something like that. although i never mind getting it lol. she will have to rinse her mouth after thoroughly tho.
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#7
But seriously, if she uses the ****ing searchbar. I don't even care enough to try and make a clever/lame joke out of it, there's four threads about this that have come up in the past 10 hours.
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What are the biggest deal breakers for you guys (and girls) when dating someone? Does it matter how many people they've slept with? etc.

For me since I'm still pretty young, rips and girls who've sucked major dick are a no go for me. I will always think about how a penis was in her mouth before my tongue was and I'm possibly taking in dried cum from inside her mouth. /paranoid

What are some deal breakers for you guys?


Unless she kissed you right after you don't have to worry about that. I'm sure you've had jizz get on your hand from masturbating so by your logic whenever you pick up food with your hand it's like eating dried cum.
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#9
1) Loyalty
2) Honesty
3) Attractive
4) Intelligence
5) Sense of Humor

No particular order

EDIT: After reading through the thread, I would have to concur. That aint cool.
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#10
Yeah, the blowjob thing gets me too.
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#11
I actually don't give a damn if she kisses me right after i bust a nut in her mouth.

Come to think of it, in the past i've leaned over and kissed HER, to show how much i LOVE GETTING BLOWJOBS!!
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#12
Cleanliness. If he's not clean.. Holy. I can't take that, at all. His hair has to be clean, teeth clean, and have the feeling that he showers daily and stays fresh (good dresser, smells good, etc..). Not lazy, either.

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#13
I think all guys have a problem with that. And my girlfriend went through a period where she just loved to tell me about the people she's been with. I let it go, though. The only deal breaker I have is whether or not they're on drugs, and how selfish they are.
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#14
to be honest the thought of my girlfriend being with other people is mildly arousing in some strange way
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#15
I have no standards... she just has to...

- Have nice boobs
- Have curves
- Height: 5'5"
- Weight: 121.45 lbs
- Have a name with 2 vowels in it.
- Have parents that aren't 2nd cousins.
- Have 2 siblings, best if both are females.

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#16
nice person, funny, open, pretty theres lots, im flexible thoug
#17
dealbreakers
smoking
drug using
loose
anorexic skinny
constant misuse of the word "literally"

definite dealmakers
honesty
trustworthiness
plays an instrument of any description (except the tin whistle....hate that so much)
good taste in music
intelligent
loyalty
romantic
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#18
If she's Chester Bennington or not. If she is, well, I don't think I need to explain what would happen.
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dealbreakers
smoking
drug using
loose
anorexic skinny
constant misuse of the word "literally"


i like this one, because it works both ways. people like to proudly announce it and its helpful, i can move them from my 'interests' list to my 'wait til their mental age catches up to their chronological age' list without investing too much energy in them
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#21
If she exist, it usually do it for me


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#22
I couldn't give a toss 'bout tasting my own ****, and I couldn't give a toss about how many people they've slept with. If they've got tits that protrude past their stomach, I'm game.
In all seriousness, however...

I hate chicks who scream really loudly when drunk, can't speak vague English, get offended by sexist jokes, pretend to be a stoner but never inhale therefore wasting your weed, talk CONSTANTLY without letting you even consider giving any input because they've changed topic already, phone you 16 times a night, try to stop/distract you from talking to ANYONE other than her, girls who claim to be spiritual/able to talk to the dead/freakin' hippies/vegan, are anorexic, and girls who make an active attempt to sleep with everyone in your flat.

I love girls who... uhm.... well, just don't do any of the above.
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I couldn't give a toss 'bout tasting my own ****, and I couldn't give a toss about how many people they've slept with. If they've got tits that protrude past their stomach, I'm game.
In all seriousness, however...

I hate chicks who scream really loudly when drunk, can't speak vague English, get offended by sexist jokes, pretend to be a stoner but never inhale therefore wasting your weed, talk CONSTANTLY without letting you even consider giving any input because they've changed topic already, phone you 16 times a night, try to stop/distract you from talking to ANYONE other than her, girls who claim to be spiritual/able to talk to the dead/freakin' hippies/vegan, are anorexic, and girls who make an active attempt to sleep with everyone in your flat.

I love men


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#24
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What are the biggest deal breakers for you guys (and girls) when dating someone? Does it matter how many people they've slept with? etc.

For me since I'm still pretty young, rips and girls who've sucked major dick are a no go for me. I will always think about how a penis was in her mouth before my tongue was and I'm possibly taking in dried cum from inside her mouth. /paranoid

What are some deal breakers for you guys?

Your with her and thinking of alot of penis?

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