Poll: How do you Entertain yourself on the toilet?
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View poll results: How do you Entertain yourself on the toilet?
Magazine
49 12%
Book
47 12%
Music
34 9%
Toys
5 1%
Imagination!
54 14%
Mobile Phone
51 13%
I just sit there and do my business
117 30%
other
38 10%
Voters: 395.
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#1
So how do you entertain yourself on the toilet?
Some times you can spend up to an hour on the toilet and the bathroom is not one of the most exciting places to be in. You know when you have had a curry the night before and your stuck on the toilet.

Younger - Army Men ftw!
Now - Music or Magazine to entertain myself
#2
Just an innocent magazine...
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#4
i dont ever see the need. i crap pretty quickly
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#5
great thread. I listen to my iPod or read.
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#10
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An hour on the toilet! My god, TS, eat more fibre

+1

Nothing like reading a book or magazine. I have a pile of about 20 New Scientists and Zoo Magazines, I just grab the first one I see.

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#14
Car magazines. I usually get engrossed and extend my toilet stops from say 3 minutes to 30 minutes! Ha

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#15
fap
If you want to get laid, go to college,
If you want education go to a library

-Frank Zappa-
#16
I usually play my DSi or read a mag, although I have on occassion brought my laptop with me.

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Wut?
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#17
Well I was on the toilet chucking a **** and I opened this thread.......
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#18
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fap

I was going to put this but then I thought, sh*tting and fapping at the same time, is sorta not right
#19
well, if i can tell its going to be a long one, i usually grab my mp3 player or book, sometimes even toenail clippers if they need a trim. If i got stuck on the toliet before i knew how long it was going to last, i usually read the ingredients on the shampoos within reach next to the shower. :S
#21
What kind of toys are we talking about
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#23
Wtf is up with all the weirdos using electronics on the crapper?! I bet someone's Zune used to be white...
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#24
Read shampoo/shower gel stuff. One time there was a poem on it. That was kinda cool.
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#25
I most certainly don't do what George Fisher does on the toilet.
So instead, because i haven't heard half of the music i have, i try and get through that. Before i had my iPod i used to read.
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I pretend I'm a huge spider laying eggs, then when I flush the toilet I fall to floor screaming "MY CHILLLDRENN!! NOOOO!"


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#26
This whole thing is creepy, the idea of someone sending you a text while doing that is scary.
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#27
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Wtf is up with all the weirdos using electronics on the crapper?! I bet someone's Zune used to be white...


It's exactly the reason I got a black DSi and a darker-themed laptop, really.
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#28
I often play on my iPod Touch while sat there.

But I remember when I was little I occasionaly brought bits of Lego in with me, but then stopped after I dropped a piece down the toilet
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#30
Thinking is the best thing to do while on the crapper.
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#31
I pretend I'm a huge spider laying eggs, then when I flush the toilet I fall to floor screaming "MY CHILLLDRENN!! NOOOO!"

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#32
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I pretend I'm a huge spider laying eggs, then when I flush the toilet I fall to floor screaming "MY CHILLLDRENN!! NOOOO!"


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Quote by Jaymz_515
I pretend I'm a huge spider laying eggs, then when I flush the toilet I fall to floor screaming "MY CHILLLDRENN!! NOOOO!"


If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- Mitch Hedberg
#33
Does anyone else like to take a guitar with them?
Or am i just really strange?
#35
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Does anyone else like to take a guitar with them?
Or am i just really strange?


I've often considered bringing my guitar with me, but my crapper's not big enough :-(
Then I shall insert my erect penis into the narrow vaginal cavity of my blood-relative whom I predate by approximately 5 years.
#37
I tend to read whatever is in reach.

On a similar note, is it just my misfortune or has anyone else noticed in public toilets there's always an Asian on the phone to someone while in one of the cubicles?
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#38
City Bloxx is the most addicting game I ever had on my mobile phone. Whenever I take a **** I play it. That is, of course, when I can't smoke in the bathroom
#39
in severe cases of stomach agony...


extra rolls of toilet paper
a copy of War and Peace
A .45 with a single bullet


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Youtube covers

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#40
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Does anyone else like to take a guitar with them?
Or am i just really strange?


I've been meaning to for ages, just keep forgetting.

when I was younger it was reading comics and stuff. now not so much, i've done homework on the crapper once or twice, more often than not, reflect and think.
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