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#2
They were fone.
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#4
I dunno, cos I don't have one.

What's the truth about your girlfriend or boyfriend, ugly?
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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#6
Mine's amazing and I love her dearly
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You're right, that is weird. You win.
#7
She doesn't shave her legs on a regular basis
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Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

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I think I love you Tobysaurus!

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God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#10
She's not ready to leave her husband.
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#11
Shes made of rubber and filled with air.
Gear!
Jackson RR3 with EMGs!
B.C. Rich KKV
Yamaha F-310 Acoustic

Digitech Bad Monkey.

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#12
Quote by tobysaurus
She doesn't shave her legs on a regular basis
lol i feel your pain :P
"Their always is no such thing as a wrong note!"
#13
Quote by Bonorly
she has penor

naw in seriousness nothing really, she is awesome


I'll take your penor and raise you a Lady Gaga!

#14
She lied about her age and isn't an 8 year old.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#15
this has potential.
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Germany


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#17
that she was mad for sex, and had done it with other guys before me, but lied to me and told me she was a good girl.........
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#18
He loves me.
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'What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end'



~I'm a girl.~
#19
Quote by Niiky
He loves me.



Its funny what guys will say to get in the pants,





Im kidding i promise
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#21
Quote by Kensai
She's not ready to leave her parents.

fixed?
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^ a winner we have.
#22
Quote by sketchy z
Its funny what guys will say to get in the pants,





Im kidding i promise



You better be kidding
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'What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end'



~I'm a girl.~
#24
Quote by sketchy z
Its funny what guys will say to get in the pants,





Im kidding i promise

lol you're not kidding at all. don't lie...

It is a sin.
enjoi yourself


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Zeus's beard, I died of laughter
#25
Quote by alexmonty12
I cheat.

oh wait, about HER?





edit:

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lol you're not kidding at all. don't lie...

It is a sin.



i was trying to comfort her.....
GO Islanders!

J!E!T!S! JETS JETS JETS!!!!!
Last edited by sketchy z at Sep 1, 2009,
#28
She doesn't exist.
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#29
Quote by shmikeyboy
She said no and gave me the 'just friends' speech

ouch
i think everyone has had that atleast once
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#30
she's invisible
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Great Minds Think Alike
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You sigged me, AND had an idea the same as mine!
I like you.

About my Lady Gaga/Pokemon parody
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XD not bad

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You're my hero.

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I must say, i love it!
#32
Quote by Century
ouch
i think everyone has had that atleast once


No i ha...

Oh wait yes i have. Twice
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Anyone agree there or am i on my own?
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#35
He touched me in a bad way.
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#36
Quote by Century
ouch
i think everyone has had that atleast once

I haven't... It was more like other way round, just without talking and more disappearing quietly before she noticed...
#37
She's bi.

Ugly truth? Dunno if it qualifies.

inb4threesome
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#38
She still tries to escape...
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#39
My Ex went to see the 6th harry potter film in costume.

I refused to go with her.
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#40
Quote by rabidguitarist
My Ex went to see the 6th harry potter film in costume.

I refused to go with her.

why dont you just show her your magic wand
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
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