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#1
That's right, ask me any question and every question your little black heart desires and you shall get the answer. No question is a dumb question. All questions are welcome.

ANY question at all.
Get in line and start asking.
#7
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
If I were to ask you to have sex with me, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

Quote by ChemicalFire
He was too stunned by my fresh truths.

Quote by GodofCheesecake
"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you darn kids and your meddling and your breakadowns!"

Quote by Nakedbythecomp
Metal is a sub-genre of metalcore since metalcore is more popular therefore better.
#8
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
If I were to ask you to have sex with me, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

#10
Why would I ask you a question? What about YOU could possibly interest me?


...Oh wait.
C4C
Please check out some of my original music and leave me a comment @ SoundCloud
(or in my profile!)

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#12
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
If I were to ask you to have sex with me, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?
This wins.



stratkat
#14
How many times will someone sigh and facepalm in the next ten minutes while looking at this thread?
#17
Quote by FlyingE
That's right, ask me any question and every question your little black heart desires and you shall get the answer. No question is a dumb question. All questions are welcome.

ANY question at all.
Get in line and start asking.
Are you a multi?
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#18
Quote by Quarter-2-Eight

Dude, what Ninja said was already hilarious, and then you made it 10 times funnier, kudos.
Quote by The Silent Fool
^ a winner we have.
#19
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
If I were to ask you to have sex with me, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?



Of course

Quote by forza21
why why why?


Cuz i asked you to

Quote by EdtheHead
So you just joined today?


Yup.

Quote by forza21
How many times will someone sigh and facepalm in the next ten minutes while looking at this thread?


Im gonna say 8 times
#20
Do you think it's possible to answer every one of these questions?
Quote by herby190
Every thread I've seen you in has been a complete success. Yay you!

Quote by theking182
i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

Quote by \m/Angus\m/
Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
#21
Quote by imdeth
Do you like my body? Do you think I'm sexy? Come on baby let me know


I'm gonna go ahead and say No.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#24
Who Was Phone?
| | | | | | |

'What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end'



~I'm a girl.~
#25
Quote by yoduh4077
Are you gong to answer any of these damn questions?

Yes

Quote by GNiCk89
Do you think it's possible to answer every one of these questions?


No i realized that would be impossible

Quote by imdeth
Do you like my body? Do you think I'm sexy? Come on baby let me know



Your body is like a mound of cottage cheese.... so no.
#27
Quote by Eminored
Why would they tell me to please those that laugh in my face?

Because you are useless otherwise.

Quote by Niiky
Who Was Phone?


Phone was Alex
#28
Quote by FlyingE
Phone was Alex



No he wasn't


Who's he?
| | | | | | |

'What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end'



~I'm a girl.~
#31
Quote by BlisteringDDj
Why would I ask you a question? What about YOU could possibly interest me?


...Oh wait.



You will ask me a question because you cannot resist. You will have to find out yourself what i have that interests you
#34
Quote by ESPLTDV401DX
Why is your mom so loose. Last night was terrible.

I was a fat baby, i'm sensitive about it so get off my back.
Quote by sashki
So I heard you like Jesus?



yes.. Thats pretty cool.

Quote by archangels666
I'm sick. Do I have swine flu?


Also, where the hell can I buy pot at my uni? I'm sick of always going home to buy some.


That depends, have you fornicated with a pig recently?
Find that sketchy guy around the corner
#37
Quote by FlyingE
You will ask me a question because you cannot resist. You will have to find out yourself what i have that interests you


Do you have a vagina?

No?

Then I've got nothing...
C4C
Please check out some of my original music and leave me a comment @ SoundCloud
(or in my profile!)

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#38
Quote by FlyingE
That depends, have you fornicated with a pig recently?
Find that sketchy guy around the corner

Do fat chicks count?

And which one? This town's got a bunch of headcases walking the streets. I'd rather not get kidnapped.
#40
should i take the red pill or the blue pill?
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
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