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#1
Basically, just post a secret


I've fallen for a friend and daren't tell him


and I did searchbar, nothing came up


EDIT: this is meant to be like postsecret, ie anonymous posting of secrets
Last edited by shmikeyboy at Sep 1, 2009,
#2
this thread is paradoxical. If you post it its not a secret.
you still have zoiiidbeeeerg
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YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG
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#6
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I have three people chained up in my basement.


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#9
I've got a secret.
It's on the tip of my tongue, it's on the back of my lungs.
And I'm gonna keep it.
I know something you don't know.
#10
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I have three people chained up in my basement.


I'm chained up in a basement with two other people...
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#11
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one i dont have secrets

two tell him

three saying you searchbared wont save you from being anally decimated

not entirely sure what you're trying to prove here
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#14
I think my gay friend has fallen for me, and he doesn't realise he disgusts me.
you still have zoiiidbeeeerg
(V) (;,,;) (V)
YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG
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It's more shocking to see Tom dressed at all.
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I don't think I've ever actually seen him clothed.
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#15
this thread = fail . . . oh wait, that's not a secret . . .


c wut i did thar
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#17
a girl stuck her finger up my bum once whilst having sex.

And i quite enjoyed it.
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#18
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this thread = fail . . . oh wait, that's not a secret . . .


c wut i did thar

hmm no.
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#19
I once thought I saw a pussy cat.
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You, my friend, win in epic proportions




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#22
i secretly stopped liking girls enough to date them after my last relationship.
"take your form
be my fear, be my hope
be the indication
if i'm right or wrong

take your most dreadful form
and let it be known"
he provided assurance
#27
There's something I know,
That no one else does.
You want me to tell you what it is?
But if I did, then it wouldn't be, a secret...

I've gotta move my body tonight,
I'm gonna go dancin'
Dreamin' bout the nights at the club,
With the fun and romancin'

Mommy sees the look in my eyes,
She can tell something's different
Daddy doesn't understand why,
But he can tell something's different

I've got a secret,
My own little secretNo one knows my secret,
Cause it's a secret. (Secret)

Shhh don't tell
Shhh don't tell
I trimmed my buuuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trimmed my buuuuuu-shhh don't tell

And nobody knows that my bush is cut low
As I dance and I sing and I put on a show
And i'm feeling so free, nothing hanging off me
While the bass gets stronger I'm a half an inch longer

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it
And tug it and twirl it and flick it and swirl it,
and ****in and suckin and ****in and suckin and ****in and suckin
****in and suckin, ****in and suckin!

Music is filling my body from my head to my toes
The DJ gives me a smile, maybe he knows
I hear whispering from my left to my right, all over the party
i'm the super-star of the night, I did somethin naughty

I gave myself a haircut, (don't tell)
I'd like to tell you where but, (don't tell)
I've got a secret, (don't tell)
It's my own secret

I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell

And I feel so special and even beautiful
As I reach down and give my new friend a quick pull
I'm scratchy and itchy and a little bit bitchy
and if I find scissors i'd trim my friend Ritchy

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it
And tug it and twirl it and flick it and swirl it,
And ****in and suckin and ****in and suckin and ****in and suckin
****in and suckin ****in and suckin!

I can wear my pants extra low tonight...

My secret's gettin out of control, it's burstin out of me
Gotta drop my pants to the floor, so the whole club can see
The special way I trim my curlies, so fuzzy and soft
Cause when my shrub is short and tight my piggy won't get lost

I had a secret, (don't tell)
But now you know my secret, (don't tell)
I gave my bush some haircuts, (don't tell)
To emphasize my bare nuts

I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it
And tug it and twirl it and flick it and swirl it,
And ****in and suckin and ****in and suckin and ****in and suckin
****in and suckin ****in and suckin!

e-cookie for reference
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#30
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I'm a heterosexual

Me too Think we should start a support group?

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#31
My penis is only 9.5 inches long.
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#32
i know how you feel^, mie's only 11"
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#33
i gave you herpes, allison

(sorry)
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#34
I've got a secret, don't reapeat it
I took the chemicals we took to make our chemistry
and I remixed it, it didn't fix sh*t
all it did was make our memories a blur to me.

lol im putting flame shield down, everyone gets a shot to e-kick me in the balls for citing Cute Is What We Aim For lyrics.

Serious Reply:
I was going to ask this girl (a good friend) to homecoming, and she just got asked. Damn. I still haven't told her.
#39
Quote by jgbsmith
sorry


what did you do?
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
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