Yes, I know there used to be a thread, but it was a while ago and I can't find it.
Basically, take lyrics of songs and transform the words into something a little more...proper.

"Please refrain from talking and apply your withdrawn liquid assets directly to the oral region, as this is the punishment commonly administered to those who regain conciousness in the largest metropolitan area of the state of Nevada."

-Katy Perry, Waking Up In Vegas

Please proceed.
several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with an acient tribal scottishman
Bands I must see in concert
The Black Crowes
Black Stone Cherry
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
Last edited by Aerokizzombie at Sep 1, 2009,
I do not intend to explain that I have affectionate feelings for you.
Nor orally or otherwise embrace you.
Because I am faking it with my baked goods.
I am not lying, merely incapacitating with my firearm of affectionate feelings.

Pokerface - Lady Gaga

S t a i r s s r i a t S

Ejaculate all over that woman's back and stick a sheet to it.

(Soulja Boi)


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here, in my automobile, i feel rather fortified. i can apply locking force to all my exits

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I play Bass and Drums, the instruments that are made fun of

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Ejaculate all over that woman's back and stick a sheet to it.

(Soulja Boi)

That's what it means!?
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too