#1
SO, I got to drive for the first time today! I was really, really nervous, but it isn't that bad. I thought the Gas Pedal was a bit sensitive (It was a Dodge Avenger), but now that I think of it, it was probably just me. My partner almost hit someone crossing the street though, haha.

And another driver earlier had driven into a metal pole.

So, does anyone have any interesting/funny first time driving stories?

(If this is a duplicate thread, I'll be sure to delete it.)
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The key of driving is to hit EVERY cat that runs across the street.
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#4
I tapped a parked car yesterday. Was trying to get into the last space in the lot. Luckily it just scratched the bumper and went unnoticed. I've been driving a while though.
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#9
You don't know how to drive, obviously.


You must always floor it, and always yank the Handbrake to stop. It's much more entertaining. Espeacilly when it's raining.
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#10
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Gears make driving much more interesting, I tell you.


I screw up with the clutch pedal a lot.

Whenever I change gears, it goes: *kkkrrrkk*

EDIT: I'm asian, so I guess that explains a lot.
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Automatic.


Congrats, you can put your foot on a pedal and turn a wheel.
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#13
I enjoy driving. I pretty much do it for a living. The first time I drove though I was nervous of course, but caught on quickly. Never be afraid of driving. It's ok to be nervous at first, but relax... To be a safe driver you have to relax, and be alert. And stay the **** out of the left lane!!!! Gaaaahhh!!!!

Sorry....
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Congrats, you can put your foot on a pedal and turn a wheel.
This.



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Congrats, you can put your foot on a pedal and turn a wheel.


Uh, thanks?
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I enjoy driving. I pretty much do it for a living. The first time I drove though I was nervous of course, but caught on quickly. Never be afraid of driving. It's ok to be nervous at first, but relax... To be a safe driver you have to relax, and be alert. And stay the **** out of the left lane!!!! Gaaaahhh!!!!

Sorry....



Thank you for saying that. Every new driver needs that ingrained into their skull...that gets so frustrating when people are so oblivious of their surroundings.

Anyways, driving is pretty much awesome.
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Quote by JDawg
I enjoy driving. I pretty much do it for a living. The first time I drove though I was nervous of course, but caught on quickly. Never be afraid of driving. It's ok to be nervous at first, but relax... To be a safe driver you have to relax, and be alert. And stay the **** out of the left lane!!!! Gaaaahhh!!!!

Sorry....


Haha, thanks for the advice. My nerves kinda went away the longer I was drove today.
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#21
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It's the most important part of driving.