#1
Anyone talk like they do on the internet IRL? If you do, post examples.

I found myself doing it twice today. The first time was after lunch when this chick got something on her shirt and started complaining. I told her "Don't worry, I'll shoop it." The second time, I was driving home and got stuck behind this really slow minivan. I honked and finally the road split into two lanes and she rolled her window down and started yelling at me at a stop light. She asked me why the **** I was in such a hurry and I replied, "The internet is serious business." and looked at her with a blank stare. I found it to be quite lulzy.
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#6
that second example was actually kind of funny, but that is really pretty sad dude.
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#7
icwutudidthar, and occasionally om nom nom...

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#9
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that second example was actually kind of funny, but that is really pretty sad dude.


I kind of figured that. I'm just wondering if anyone else in the Pit is as pathetic as me but so far I'm all alone.
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#10
I say "for teh lulz" quite a bit. People generally don't know what I'm on [about].
#11
Derp, omnomnom and "Don't tase me bro!".

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#14
I said Derp, icwatudidthar, cool story bro, and wut occasionally, but my mom has recently taken a likeing to lolcat phrases. it's quite annoying.
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#15
Yes.
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#16
No. I prefer to kiss girls.
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#18
I repeatedly say GIRUGAMESH to people at work while they are using the toilet.
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#19
I talk/act the same irl as I do on the internet. But I don't really say "internet" things on the internet.
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#21
I've said "Icwutudidthar" and "you are doing it wrong!" before. My friend constantly says buttrape after beating someone in a game also.
#22
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I keep hearing nom om om or just 'nom' for food or delicious more often.

Same here, though I don't say it myself

I use lol quite a lot when I can't be arsed to laugh properly, and occasionally make references to some of UG's funnier moments. Other than that, not really

EDIT: V I do that too, sometimes
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#23
I say "for the lulz" quite often. That's about it, though.
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