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#2
seriously?
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**** you man,I was just going to bed


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#4
Poor dog, having to paw his way in court.
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#5
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seriously?

srsly
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They get payed to sit in restaurants and attract people? I would think paying a bunch of fat people to sit in your restaurant would be more effective.

"Let's eat there."

"Why?"

"Those fatasses seem to be enjoying it."
#8
Quote under the picture.

Rajeshwary Khanna with the bitch who was raped on Saturday night.


I lol'd.
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#9
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srsly




Seriously, what?

If your gonna be a rapist at least stick to your own species
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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


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#10
A Tardeo police official said, "We have heard of man raping a minor girl but this is horrible.

There was a similar case registered against a man in Delhi for raping a buffalo."


Srsly?
#11
Reminds me of some fellow I read about. DracoGuard or something like that..
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Quote under the picture.


I lol'd.

#12
I remember reading about a guy in Sudan who got caught having sex with a goat, then a council of elders forced him to marry the goat

This whole article is lulzy.

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#13
CRAZY WORLD: Rajeshwary Khanna with the bitch who was raped on Saturday night.

LMAO
that made me laugh.
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#14
He was just horny, and for some reason couldn't go hide and masturbate somewhere, that's all. It's really perfectly understandable
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#15
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CRAZY WORLD: Rajeshwary Khanna with the bitch who was raped on Saturday night.

LMAO
that made me laugh.



Beat you to it.
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#16
I remember in the local paper where I used to live that they had finally caught a man who was waving at passing trains whilst ramming a goat in a field by the train lines.
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#17
I love how they had to specify that it was "non-consensual" sex. With a dog.
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#18
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I love how they had to specify that it was "non-consensual" sex. With a dog.

Some bitches are really slutty.
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#19
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I remember in the local paper where I used to live that they had finally caught a man who was waving at passing trains whilst ramming a goat in a field by the train lines.

Haha. Seriously? I must find that on the internets.
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They get payed to sit in restaurants and attract people? I would think paying a bunch of fat people to sit in your restaurant would be more effective.

"Let's eat there."

"Why?"

"Those fatasses seem to be enjoying it."
#20
"Rajeshwary Khanna with the bitch who was raped on Saturday night."

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#21
Wtf, i mean really, what's wrong with a brothel or something
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#23
"CRAZY WORLD: Rajeshwary Khanna with the bitch who was raped on Saturday night." - I lol'd
#24
"A Tardeo police official said, "We have heard of man raping a minor girl but this is horrible." - Yeah, we've all heard about little girls getting raped, but you've got draw the line at dogs.
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#26
"A Tardeo police official said, "We have heard of man raping a minor girl but this is horrible."

quoted again for mindblowing-ness
#27
"There was a similar case registered against a man in Delhi for raping a buffalo."

Anybody who can manage to rape a buffalo has my respect.
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#28
I'm not one for making light of animal abuse but this made me laugh
The victim's testimony is crucial, but there is naturally no chance of recording the dog's statement.


I hope the dog takes the stand.
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#29
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I hope the dog takes the stand.


True, true.
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They get payed to sit in restaurants and attract people? I would think paying a bunch of fat people to sit in your restaurant would be more effective.

"Let's eat there."

"Why?"

"Those fatasses seem to be enjoying it."
#30
They must have just found that picture and wrote their own article about it cos this is way too good to be true
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#31
Meh, not too surprising.

People **** dolphins all the time, probably because they're so friendly that pervs think they're coming on to them.
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#32
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People **** dolphins all the time, probably because they're so friendly that pervs think they're coming on to them.

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They get payed to sit in restaurants and attract people? I would think paying a bunch of fat people to sit in your restaurant would be more effective.

"Let's eat there."

"Why?"

"Those fatasses seem to be enjoying it."
#33
Quote by Scopic
Meh, not too surprising.

People **** dolphins all the time, probably because they're so friendly that pervs think they're coming on to them.


that's their of saying "so long and thanks for all the fish"
#34
why in the hell would you EVER respect someone who rapes an animal. it doesn't require any sort of skill to rape a buffalo, hell it's not a challenge to rape an elephant. you have heard of tranquilizers right? just the thought of raping anything is sickening. really, do you have respect for people who torture housecats just because they have claws?
#36
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YOU CAUGHT ME ALAN, I TRIED TO **** YOUR SHEEP.


I lol'd
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They get payed to sit in restaurants and attract people? I would think paying a bunch of fat people to sit in your restaurant would be more effective.

"Let's eat there."

"Why?"

"Those fatasses seem to be enjoying it."
#37
Arizona Man Admits to Animal Attraction in Florida Newspaper Story.
Beck and his fellow zoophiles say they're unlike those who practice beastiality because they participate only in "consensual" encounters.

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At least it wasn't another picnic table.
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#39
"CRAZY WORLD: Rajeshwary Khanna with the bitch who was raped on Saturday night"

this did make me laugh.

but in all seriousness, it's a dog, not a human.
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#40
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Arizona Man Admits to Animal Attraction in Florida Newspaper Story.
Beck and his fellow zoophiles say they're unlike those who practice beastiality because they participate only in "consensual" encounters.

Opinions?


Wait... what? Do they let the animals ram them. LOL!
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They get payed to sit in restaurants and attract people? I would think paying a bunch of fat people to sit in your restaurant would be more effective.

"Let's eat there."

"Why?"

"Those fatasses seem to be enjoying it."
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