#1
This happened on the 01-07-2009.

Well..... i was at night relaxing watching tv with my les paul at arms, then my beautiful wife came on to me with a sexy mood and i just could not resist so i put the LP on one side and started making love, about 20 minutes later i hear that sound that's one of the most terrifying sounds of all time, a loud bang, the sound of wood meeting with tiles at 2 km/hr.Shi...t my Les Paul is on the floor face up....i jumped out of bed leaving my dear loved to see what my then acceptable neglect action to put the guitar in a stand has done. Well the guitar hit the floor with the headstock first so a little ship of wood from the back part came off and a hit on one side of the body was evident but thats all, i was relieved that the neck or headstock did not break. Damm this Les Paul are very well made!!!

After my heart restarted to normal rhythm i continued with my duty as a husband and man. But this is a great lesson for me, no matter what, always take the time to put your guitar in a stand of a case.

Nico.
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#6
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That's kind of what you get though when you try to make love with Les Paul watching.
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#8
So you were playing your epiphone when a movie came on the tv with some nudity and you had to fap (it's your duty as a man and husband to your hand) so you put your guitar down wrong and it fell.

Did I miss anything?
^Note: Probably sarcastic
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#10
why did you not play the guitar while banging? that would be cool
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#12
Lol i remember when you posted this story on MLPF.
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#14
So your wife convinced you you need to have a talk about your feelings, so you purposely placed your LP in a place where it would eventually fall. A genius escape plan. Kind of like bringing an escape rope into a cave when you want to hunt some Geodude.

And then, 20 minutes into what you knew would be a never ending "discussion" of why women are superior to men, your LP fell and you were able to escape. I miss anything?