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#1
Ruin a BJ in progress.

"You know piss comes out of that thing right?"

"Herpes"
Goodness gracious me!
#3
"I cum blood"
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Excessive punctuation!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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+infinity

I have infinity.
Quote by metharian
yea its way too much for my little stick lol
Last edited by sw1ss023 at Sep 2, 2009,
#5
So, should I be paying you, or something?
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#9
Your sister gave me a great one last night
Derpy Derp Derp Herp Derp
#12
"My dick feels like corn"
Quote by GodofCheesecake
Excessive punctuation!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote by dhutton
+infinity

I have infinity.
Quote by metharian
yea its way too much for my little stick lol
#14
"You know...Maybe you should wear that paper bag"
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I used to go on the computer in the morning and look up 'naked female breasts' on Google.
It came up with a picture of a duck
#15
"did i remember to wear a condom last night with that hooker?"
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#16
"i just pooped a little"
So that with good courage we say, “The Lord is my helper. I will not fear. What can man do to me?”

-Hebrews 13:6
#18
If she ever chokes on your cum just calmly say "cum dragon" and push her head back on. Act like nothing happened. She will be in a complete state of confusion for hours
#23
Quote by sw1ss023
"I cum blood"

Thats the first time I found that joke funny.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#25
How do I shot web
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It's not cool to make fun of people with disabilities.....

(Being Norwegian is a disability)


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#27
Better question, why would you want to ruin a bj if you're getting one?

.. i dont understand
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#28
Quote by ma_tt11
Better question, why would you want to ruin a bj if you're getting one?

.. i dont understand


You really are a threadkiller aren't you. Shame on you.

Also, it's like, if your brain suddenly becomes mush and words fly out your mouth without thinking. Ya know?
#30
Damn Honey, you're almost as good at this as your mom is.
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#31
"can u do that thing that your sister does?"
up for adoption

How am I in bed you ask?

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Shallow and pedantic

#32
Quote by sw1ss023
"My dick feels like corn"




I cracked up so badly when I read this.
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Me too man, I cant remember ever actually laughing out loud for ages due to the internet, omegasus is just....hes just awesome


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I'm pretty sure guys don't get breast cancer.
#33
"Could you wear my sister's beanie while you do it? You and her look so alike..."

"Don't use your teeth, I don't want you getting pus in your mouth."

"Like father, like daughter, eh? Yep, he sure taught you well."

"Try and force your lips as tight as you can, it makes it feel like a baby's cornhole."

"Do I have to demonstrate on the homeless guy again?"

"You really should start losing weight."
#34
Quote by soulflyV
"Could you wear my sister's beanie while you do it? You and her look so alike..."

"Don't use your teeth, I don't want you getting pus in your mouth."

"Like father, like daughter, eh? Yep, he sure taught you well."

"Try and force your lips as tight as you can, it makes it feel like a baby's cornhole."

"Do I have to demonstrate on the homeless guy again?"

"You really should start losing weight."


Damn, those were good, very good. Like you've used them before...
Goodness gracious me!
#36
"Suck my dick like your blowing your dad..."
"I cant wait to suffocate you with my dick..."
"Welcome to the world of HIV..."

A few of my favs to say while getting head...
#37
"I think there's pubes in yer mouth. You might wanna check."
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I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
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