Poll: Your brain and a Monkey body, or your body and a Monkey brain?
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View poll results: Your brain and a Monkey body, or your body and a Monkey brain?
Monkey body is the only feasible option
102 95%
Monkey brain! Uh-Uh-oooh!
5 5%
Voters: 107.
#1
Would you rather have:

1) Your brain in the body of a Monkey

NOTE: This option bestows the body with vocal apparatus that would allow for normal speech, as opposed to the indecipherable grunting most of you guys manage.

2) Your body with the brain of a Monkey

???

And give reasons why.

I for one, would go with my brain in the body of a Monkey, as this would give me free licence to fling fecal matter when surrounded by those who don't know that my brain resides in this simian housing.

Also, it'd make it easier for me to obtain a decent parasite for once.
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#3
Does this mean that said monkey could talk and curse as would any ordinary human being?

Talking Monkey FTW.

oh and also, you could eat bananas all day and climb trees.

Definitely a win.
#4
Well considering most pit brethren already have the brains of a monkey in their human body, I say brain in the body of a monkey..or I would spend my days rubbing icy hot on my balls, circle jerking with my room mates, eating pears, cumming blood and searching for crushing overdrive.
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#5
my brain.
I wanna be an intelligent monkey.
not a stupid human.

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#6
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Does this mean that said monkey could talk and curse as would any ordinary human being?

Talking Monkey FTW.

oh and also, you could eat bananas all day and climb trees.

Definitely a win.


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#7
my brain in the body of the monkey. i could get famous as a talking monkey, rather than getting thrown in an insane asylum.
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#9
I'd have a monkey brain, I'd just be like most other people who walk the streets that way....
#10
I'd probably have the brain of a monkey. Then I could just spend all my time having sex, wanking off, eating and sleeping.

..Actually, that sounds strangely familiar.
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#12
You mean I don't have a free licence to fling faeces around already?

My brain, monkey body.
#13
Monkey body was the only option of me as i already have the brain!
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#14
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I'd rather have my brain in a robot body.

I'd have a robot brain in my body.

The limitations and logicality of a robotic brain, coupled with the ineptitude, weakness, and short lifespan of my human body. I'd probably be the most useless entity in the universe.
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#18
I'd have a monkey brain, my body is ****ing godlike.

But seriously the human brain in the monkey is sensible.

^ That sentence looks really weird out of context.
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#19
My brain and a monkey body, because then I can hump whatever I want and get away with it.


... God damn restraining orders...
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#22
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What?

The librarian had a monkey brain and body, all he could say was 'ook' and he loved balloons.
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#23
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What?

The librarian had a monkey brain and body, all he could say was 'ook' and he loved balloons.


Technically an orangutan.
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#24
Ok, a hypothetical question for you TS.

If I chose option number 2, what would happen to my brain?
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#25
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What?

The librarian had a monkey brain and body, all he could say was 'ook' and he loved balloons.


You better hope he doesn't see this.

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Ok, a hypothetical question for you TS.

If I chose option number 2, what would happen to my brain?


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#26
I'd have my brain in a monkey's body. Flinging fecal matter, eating bananas, lazing around all day, what's not to like?!

Plus people's bodies get really, really sick from eating too many bananas, and I wouldn't wish that on a poor monkey in my body. My friend got potassium poisoning (or whatever it was) from eating too many too quickly
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#27
brain in the body of a monkey.

Intelligent enough to steal bananas.

nuff said
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#28
If I had a brain in the body of a monkey I could be the king of the monkeys, while I would be the village idiot among humans if I choose the other.
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#29
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What?

The librarian had a monkey brain and body, all he could say was 'ook' and he loved balloons.

Not a good move...
#30

I would be a smart, monkey driver. Then buy a human body with all the tips and be me again.


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