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This girl in my class told me she would let me have sex with her if i write a song and let people know that its her song..

should i let this happen or stay a virgin..
Guys! Misunderstanding!
My friend is over he was supposed to post this with his own account.. he just read the username
Last edited by epcifail at Sep 2, 2009,
#9
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Bassists can write songs?



Bassists are the usual band members who write the songs douchebag.
#14
Stay a virgin. Then maybe in twenty years, you can be extra virgin. Even ascend past the ranks of God. God had sex....how the hell did Jesus get here? or how was he here back then?

Voila. You will be our new Messiah.
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#17
just get a song from the internet and replace a bunch of the words with her name
#19
Quote by epcifail
Bassists are the usual band members who write the songs douchebag.



You claiming that most bassists in bands are the main songwriters of said bands?


Just play Hey There Delilah and change Delilah to whatever her name is.
#20
You are a Muslim yes? so it's more "Do this or stick to my religion?" ... What you said was just stupid.
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#21
Make it a groovy bassline that would belong in a porno.
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#23
Troll.
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#24
GOD DAMMIT, DO it the world needs it for an offer like that to be accepted!

song writing is done easily dude just riff raff something together xD
#25
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should i let this happen or stay a virgin..
Stay a virgin. I herd she haz cooties!
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#27
Yo dude, dnt do it. she'll humiliate you, save your virginity for some one else, think aboout it, u dnt want to lose it to stupid bitch.
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Bassists are the usual band members who write the songs douchebag.



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#30
she's probably an attention ***** or just a slut TBH.
you still have zoiiidbeeeerg
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YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG
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#31
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Yo dude, dnt do it. she'll humiliate you, save your virginity for some one else, think aboout it, u dnt want to lose it to stupid bitch.



i didnt even know you could regret losing it. unless you know, there was some sort of std involved.
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#33
Quote by epcifail
This girl in my class told me she would let me have sex with her if i write a song and let people know that its her song..

should i let this happen or stay a virgin..
Guys! Misunderstanding!
My friend is over he was supposed to post this with his own account.. he just read the username


I lol'd. This might tell you she just likes your music.
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#34
Write her a pre existing song, and call it something else


I know its tough writing stuff as a bassist
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#35
If you need to ask the memebers of in internet forum the answer to this question...

You have failed. Epically.
#38
learn 'the chicken' by jaco pastorius. It will make your cock look big. She will cross the road to be with you.

/stupid puns
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#39
Do it! But if she embarasses you, just embarass her right back by telling everyone she would have sex with so it would make her look like a *****.
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#40
Guys! Misunderstanding!
My friend is over he was supposed to post this with his own account.. he just read the username


Had to put this here didn't I ?
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