#1
LMAO... wtf? and someone bought it!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200366238168#ht_500wt_1182

EDIT: like i said guys, say this posted on another forum , i didnt find it myself
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#2
probably some furry creep bought it.

Anthromorphic fetishes ftl
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#6
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So apparently if you jizz in a cup it's now worth $31?

Okay.


no you have to add glitter to it... THEN it costs $31 with 16 bids on it
#7
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So apparently if you jizz in a cup it's now worth $31?

Okay.



I have a cunning plan...
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#8
I made $31 after I...Jizzed...In...a cup
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#9
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Apparently they have some Unicorn egg cells and an incubator.

They're gonna make a fortune off of that!
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#10


This is possibly the only jar of Unicorn semen left in the united states.Unicorns were bred for their magic and keen night hunting skills to protect lepreachauns that had been injured in battle during the civil war. Unicorns were only found in two places on the planet, the northern and southern hemispheres. This specimen was squoozed only a week ago, and still has a warm salty feel to it.

Anyone in possession of this rare and magical fluid will be able to swim with the wolves and fly with the dolphins as its powers are still being found.I opened the jar while i was on my computer and my computer flickered for a minute and i realized the semen had helped me kill Yogg-Saron on my World of Warcraft account and i recieved the Shawl of Haunted memories and the Mantle of the Wayward Conqueror. i have already been blessed and recieved my gift from this Mythical Jizz so i'm going to pass the power onto someone else. Just a few squirts of it in your hair will give you the glowing ora that only monogamously challenged strippers have under the blacklight.Do not drink the unicorn semen as the power is too much for the human digestive system and could change your DNA and give you the ****s. Bid, but Bid Wisely.
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#15
Do not drink the unicorn semen as the power is too much for the human digestive system and could change your DNA and give you the shits. Bid, but Bid Wisely.


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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#16
is no one else confused as to why op was searching magical unicorn semen on eBay?
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is no one else confused as to why op was searching magical unicorn semen on eBay?


saw it on another forum .. sorry to disappoint
#20
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How about I add glitter and then dye it pink?

And then... put it on a cupcake... We need to brainstorm.


oh smart move!!
#21
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I'd jizz in your cup, if you know what I mean...


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It's working already. This girl says yes to your pickup line:

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fixed.
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#27
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That kind of looks like what would happen if Megan Fox had a child with an orc.



EEKZ hell yea now you mention it, it does look like that.

people should put that statement in a sig xD
#28
i rly want to meet the idiot that actually paid freakin 31 bucks for unicorn semen, thats just retarded... i get it for 5 bucks a jar.
#29
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i rly want to meet the idiot that actually paid freakin 31 bucks for unicorn semen, thats just retarded... i get it for 5 bucks a jar.
Thanks, man. I appreciate your business.
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#31
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It's working already. This girl says yes to your pickup line:



I'm not that desper...

Hmm...

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#33
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Edit: FFFFFUUUUU-
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Same here