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There is this new girl in my health class.no one really knows her or talks to her and i think shes really pretty.she seems really shy.then again if you've seen my previous thread i am i shy guy so what should i do so i don't seem like a creep? I know i should introduce myself but how? How should i "break the ice" with her?
#6
Walk across the room to sit by her. Awkwardly bump into at least 2 desks on the way over. Sit down and accidentally move the desk so it sounds like you farted. Wipe the sweat from your brow. Then, introduce yourself clumsily and ask if she'd like to S your D sometime.
#7
Just ask her something about the class, like if she's done the homework or if she knows how to do a certain problem. It's pretty simple.
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Try this!

You could increase your odds of success by making it a number up to 10.
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#16
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You could increase your odds of success by making it a number up to 10.


Yes but that's less impressive. No one's going to believe you're a psychic for getting a one in ten.

FUN FACT: About 80% of the time people think of the number 7 when asked to think of a number between one and ten.
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Man, the picture looks awesome already, yet I've never heard of the game.
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#18
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There is this new girl in my health class.no one really knows her or talks to her and i think shes really pretty.she seems really shy.then again if you've seen my previous thread i am i shy guy so what should i do so i don't seem like a creep? I know i should introduce myself but how? How should i "break the ice" with her?


Wow, i'm same as your, shy...Hate it...I dunno..=(
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#19
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Yes but that's less impressive. No one's going to believe you're a psychic for getting a one in ten.

FUN FACT: About 80% of the time people think of the number 7 when asked to think of a number between one and ten.

Ah, but when they take a breath to say "you're faking it", that's when you go "noone ever believes me. it's not my fault I can't count past 10", and then start to cry.
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Yes but that's less impressive. No one's going to believe you're a psychic for getting a one in ten.

FUN FACT: About 80% of the time people think of the number 7 when asked to think of a number between one and ten.

The way to make it more impressive is to make it look like she's psychic.

Write 7 on a piece of paper and put it face down so she can't see it. Tell her you're now thinking of that number and trying to communicate it to her. She should try to clear her mind and go for the first number to come to mind, second guessing wont work.

She'll choose 7, you'll turn over the paper. Bricks will be shat and vaginas will be ploughed.
#21
Talk about something you two have in common, maybe talk about your vagina.
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#22
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Walk across the room to sit by her. Awkwardly bump into at least 2 desks on the way over. Sit down and accidentally move the desk so it sounds like you farted. Wipe the sweat from your brow. Then, introduce yourself clumsily and ask if she'd like to S your D sometime.



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#23
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The way to make it more impressive is to make it look like she's psychic.

Write 7 on a piece of paper and put it face down so she can't see it. Tell her you're now thinking of that number and trying to communicate it to her. She should try to clear her mind and go for the first number to come to mind, second guessing wont work.

She'll choose 7, you'll turn over the paper. Bricks will be shat and vaginas will be ploughed.

I still prefer the chloroform method.
#26
pics will help.

EDIT: to be helpful, see if she has a myspace or facebook and send her a friendly message
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#27
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"excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Why, yes it dooooooooooooo
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#29
"Hey, I've seen you around, I was wondering whether you wanted to grab some coffee sometime"

If she doesn't talk to anyone, then she's likely to be by herself, so you don't even have to get rejected in front of anyone. There's nothing to lose.
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You realize that you're in The Pit, right? Nobody's gonna give you a for real answer.
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The psychic one gives him a 1% chance that's 1 more percent then he had before
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#32
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#34
"Hey, do you want to study the diagram of the penis and vagina with me later tonight?"

Yeah, just talk to her about the work, ask her what her name is, if she moved here from somewhere else, what school she used to go to, make small talk. It might be hard if you both are shy but try and find out what she's interested in.

I'm extremly shy too. D:
#35
just say

i can harmonised arpeggiated 4 finger tap sweep to the music of bach sped up to 4000 beats per second


it may make no sense but it breaks the ice

#36
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just say

i can harmonised arpeggiated 4 finger tap sweep to the music of bach sped up to 4000 beats per second


it may make no sense but it breaks the ice


You're an idiot.
#37
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just say

i can harmonised arpeggiated 4 finger tap sweep to the music of bach sped up to 4000 beats per second


it may make no sense but it breaks the ice

I find 'breaking the ice' with a statement which can be disproved quite easily isn't often a good idea.
#38
Print this and stick it on every wall and door in your school, then tell her you have to save her and the only safe place on earth is your basement.
#39
If she really is shy and doesn't talk to anyone, then by talking to her you have an extremley good chance of getting some lovin', as ther will be no competition for her. Unfortunately for you I don't have any clever magic tricks to suggest, so I recommend just going for it. She'll probably appreciate it if no one else is doing it.

...Maybe she's a mute.
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#40
Flex and ****.

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