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#1
My friend logged on to his Facebook account on my computer, and forgot to log off

Pit, I ask of you this: give me a hilarious Facebook status to put on his account


And if you have any other ideas of what to do with the account, please, throw 'em out there

EDIT
For instance
"...has just been diagnosed with gonorrhea"
#2
put up pictures of embarassing things, join really weird groups, for example i joined the "for those who love anal fisting" group on my friends one time haha
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#4
"sorry to all the ladies and men i have kissed, touched, or come into contact with within the past few days. I regret to inform you i have come down with a bad case of herpes"
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#5
One time my friends got ahold of another friend's facebook account and put pictures of cats allll over it, and then made him join just about every cat group on facebook and put his status to something having to do with cats for a few days until he found out. It was pretty hilarious.
#6
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delete all his friends and change his password


How is that funny in any way, shape, or form?
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#7
"shouldn't have slept with ____ (friend's name) last night."
"take your form
be my fear, be my hope
be the indication
if i'm right or wrong

take your most dreadful form
and let it be known"
he provided assurance
#8
change his picture and his name and stuff
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#9
you could be mature and not do anything
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#10
Send all his friends images of soft focused penises, labeled "From me to you".
#12
i feel like im not really me.


that way it's true AND weird
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#13
Change his religious views to "hail satan" and his political views to something about "the fascist party of Hitler"
#14
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you could be mature and not do anything


This
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#15
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Send all his friends images of soft focused penises, labeled "From me to you".


Perhaps....


Actually, on second thought, +1000
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#16
My friend (The Contagen, some of you might remember him) left his UG account logged on at my house once, and before, it had only had one thing on it, and that was "Fuck Scott Weiland", so I changed it into a love-fest for Scott Weiland. (took a screen cap if anyone is interested)

He left it like that for a few months, told me he "actually kind of liked it", then changed it to "crazy8rgood is a cunt", and requested a perma ban because he "felt he spent to long on this site".

... What I'm getting at is, make it 100% the opposite of what it used to be.
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#17
Don't post his face shooped onto gay porn, that'll get you banned from facebook.
#18
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How is that funny in any way, shape, or form?


I actually read what he said and choked on a cracker. I thought it was hilarious.
just give me a fender and let me rip
#19
Inb4 put what the hell I just cummed blood.
Sorry I had to do it But idk what to actually put.
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#20
my friend was on facebook and left the room for a few minutes and I changed his status to
"loves dick(penis)"
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#22
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my friend was on facebook and left the room for a few minutes and I changed his status to
"loves dick(penis)"

I did that to the friend I mentioned above on his myspace. But, then again, he used my account on here to make a thread called "I'm a homo" that lasted all of 3 seconds before I caught him and deleted it.
#24
I did this on a friend of mine one time


"is a cum swapping dick lover and is proud of being a flaming homosexual"

the comments were pretty great too :P


edit:
Quote by Erik_Aero
Don't post his face shooped onto gay porn, that'll get you banned from facebook.

wrong. it'll get his friend banned. (if he posts it on his friends facebook that is)
enjoi yourself


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#25
something similar once happened to a friend of a friend. change interested in women to men. my friends friends didn't notice it for months and the way he explained it he said it was "a 4 month long cockblock"
#26
Quote by crazy8rgood
My friend (The Contagen, some of you might remember him) left his UG account logged on at my house once, and before, it had only had one thing on it, and that was "Fuck Scott Weiland", so I changed it into a love-fest for Scott Weiland. (took a screen cap if anyone is interested)

He left it like that for a few months, told me he "actually kind of liked it", then changed it to "crazy8rgood is a cunt", and requested a perma ban because he "felt he spent to long on this site".

... What I'm getting at is, make it 100% the opposite of what it used to be.



The moral of the story...

Don't go to other UGer's houses.

On topic: Post on a specific friend's (who's a girl) something about wanting to do horrible sexual things to her. The comments should be entertaining.
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#27
Send a mesage to all his female friends saying " You swallow?......I do."
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#28
Quote by lobster624
something similar once happened to a friend of a friend. change interested in women to men. my friends friends didn't notice it for months and the way he explained it he said it was "a 4 month long cockblock"

sneaky bastard.
#29
Quote by spanish lovin
I did this on a friend of mine one time


"is a cum swapping dick lover and is proud of being a flaming homosexual"

the comments were pretty great




I suggest you do this
#30
"is looking for the best cock in town"

also join a bunch of gay pride groups and stuff because those are hard to notice that you've joined them.
Last edited by batman187 at Sep 2, 2009,
#31
change his favorite band to the jonas brothers
make is status related to a jonas brothers concert
and make a note asking if anyone wants to go to one with him
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#32
___ just took a log sh*t.
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#33
Say he is now in a relationship with his right hand.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#34
"Jeff, last night was amazing. I can't wait to meet you again. I only hope that we can keep this a secret. I love you"

Then add a comment like "OH MY GOD this is public? Please people, how do I delete this?"

/b/ did a raid doing this to various people some weeks ago.
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#36
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you could be mature and not do anything


fail
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#37
change multiple subtly embarrassing things that will take he won't notice for awhile...then when he finally sees it, it will mind f^ck him cuz he will be wondering how long it was like that and how many friends saw it..
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#38
Iwhen my friend left his up at my house, my friends and I became fans of fascism, nazism, hitler, kkk, and joined some groups about taking away womens rights
#39
Quote by ovarian_oven
fail

That's really awful. It's just obvious that he was hacked. You ruined a great opportunity.
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#40
only change "Interested in: Men"

don't change anything else, see how long it takes for people to notice.
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